Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Hunters -- Fiction; Mars (Planet) -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
He said, "This is the fifth time I've been through this. Every guy that
Westley Marks sends up here asks the same questions. Sure you could
lift it with a derrick if the derrick was big enough. Do you have any
idea of what it'd cost to bring a derrick of that size to Mars?
"And that's not the only thing, either. These zloors are gentle as
lambs, but they hate to be confined against their will. That derrick'd
have to have some awfully strong equipment to keep the zloor from
breaking loose and ambling off. There's other angles there, too.
Suppose your derrick did lift him into the shuttle. When you got the
shuttle up to the space station, how'd you move the zloor from the
shuttle to the station and then from the station to the rocket for
Terra?"
He go up from the bed and went over to a little table to return with a
bottle and a couple of glasses. He poured two drinks and handed me one.
"Here," he said, "you look like you could use a quick one. Have a hair
of a dog that's going to bite kert out of you before you ever leave
Mars."
I grated, "I could stand the rest of it, but what burns me up is that
_makron_ Westley Marks. Here he is getting rich on the project. Besides
what he makes from the government, he's bet every one of us so much
that we'll all be out our life savings when we go back."
"Brother Nap, you have said it," Mike Holiday said feelingly. He tilted
the glass to his lips and drank deeply. I was right behind him.
* * * * *
It was more than two years later when I walked into the office
of Westley Marks. I noted with pleasure that he still looked as
aristocratic as ever.
"Ah," he said, "Mr. _Napoleon_ Prescott. As I recall, the last time we
met you objected to my calling your namesake a 'bust.' Don't tell me
that we have an additional bust in--"
I loved it. I loved every word of it. And he must have seen that I did.
"What are you grinning about?" he barked. It was the first time I had
seen his poise disturbed.
"Frankie," I told him, "is at the spaceport right now. Johnny will be
down on the next shuttle. As you can imagine, the shuttle was pretty
well strained to capacity to bring even one at a time. It was no
trouble in space of course, since they were weightless in free fall,
but entering the gravitational--"
He put his hands on the top of the desk and half came to his feet. His
eyes were wide. "Who are _Frankie_ and Johnny?"
I feigned surprise. "Frankie and Johnny are sweethearts--a couple of
zloors, in this case. Remember? You sent me for them. I thought a male
and a female would be best."
He slumped back in his chair. "You aren't lying?"
I didn't say anything.
"How ... did you do it?"
"With peach pits," I said.
"Peach pits!"
"Peach pits. They like apricot pits too, and sometimes prune seeds."
"What in the world are you talking about, Prescott? Have you lost your
mind?"
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