Aaron Rodd, DivinerOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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Aaron Rodd, Diviner
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
"Let it go at that," he decided. "Well, the point I want to know about
is this. Supposing in the course of business I committed an offence
against the law, you understand, and I legs it for a nootral country,
you see--might be Holland, for instance--can I be 'auled off a Dutch
boat in nootral waters on my way to Holland?"
"It would depend," Aaron Rodd replied, "on the nature of your offence.
I will let you know your exact position, if you like to come in a
little later."
"That goes," Mr. Potts agreed. "I've a call to make at a public-house
in Craven Street. There's a promising lad there I saw with the gloves
on for the first time in 'is life the other night. I thought of making
a match with 'im against Canary Joe. 'Ave you ever seen Canary Joe
box?"
"I have never seen a boxing match in my life," Aaron Rodd replied.
"Lumme!" Mr. Jacob Potts gasped. "Well, I suppose yours ain't a
sporting profession. Mine is--in every sense of the word," he added
with a grin. "What about twelve o'clock, guv'nor? That'll give me
time to get a can of beer and some bread and cheese."
"I shall be quite ready for you at that time," Aaron Rodd promised.
The ex-publican departed, and Aaron Rodd, after giving him time to get
away, followed him out into the street, spent half an hour in the
nearest law library, and returned with a volume under his arm. He
found the poet seated on the top of the stairs outside his rooms.
"My dear fellow," the latter exclaimed peevishly, as he rose to his
feet, "this new habit of yours of locking the door after you is most
inconvenient."
"Why not go to your club and wait?" Aaron Rodd suggested. "It's only a
few yards away."
"Inhospitable," the other sighed, "and I have come to you filled with a
most generous idea. Listen. This may seem a commonplace thing to you
but to me it is an epoch in my career. I have opened a banking
account."
"I noticed that the book-shop was thronged, as usual, as I came by,"
Aaron Rodd remarked.
"This week," the poet declared solemnly, "will practically sever my
connection with the book-shop. My publishers insist upon it that my
work must be distributed in the regular fashion. Henceforth, the poems
of Stephen Cresswell will be on sale at every reputable
bookseller's--at four and sixpence, if you please. I have also an
agent, and, as I before remarked, a banking account. Things have
changed with me, Aaron Rodd. Only yesterday I found myself in need of
a ten-pound note, referred the matter to my publishers and found them
most affable.... How are adventures this morning?"
"Nothing doing," was the prompt reply, "until Harvey Grimm comes back.
My only client has been to ask me a question about maritime law. He is
coming back directly."
The poet ignored the hint.
"My presence here will do you good," he pointed out. "He will perhaps
take me for another client. He is not a man of culture by any chance?"
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