French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories
"As for me," said Thémines, renewing the conversation, "the longer I
live, the more clearly I see that the chief singularity which attracts
even the most obdurate, is passable features"--and he threw a
complaisant glance in a mirror opposite--"passable features and good
taste in dress," and he filliped a crumb of bread off his coat.
"Bah!" cried the dwarf, "with good looks and a coat by Staub, there are
plenty of women to be had for a week at a time, but we should be tired
of them at the second meeting. More than that is needed to win what is
called love.... You must...."
"Stop!" interrupted Thémines. "Do you want an apt illustration? You all
know what kind of man Massigny was. Manners like an English groom, and
no more conversation than his horse.... But he was as handsome as
Adonis, and could tie his cravat like Brummel. Altogether he was the
greatest bore I have ever met."
"He almost killed me with weariness," said Colonel Beaujeu. "Only think,
I once had to travel two hundred leagues with him!"
"Did you know," asked Saint-Clair, "that he caused the death of poor
Richard Thornton, whom you all knew?"
"But," objected Jules, "I thought he was assassinated by brigands near
Fondi?"
"Granted; but Massigny was at all events an accomplice in the crime. A
party of travellers, Thornton among them, had arranged to go to Naples
together to avoid attacks from brigands. Massigny asked to be allowed to
join them. As soon as Thornton heard this, he set out before the others,
apparently to avoid being long with Massigny. He started alone, and you
know the rest."
"Thornton took the only course," said Thémines; "he chose the easiest of
two deaths. We should all have done the same in his place." Then, after
a pause, "You grant me," he went on, "that Massigny was the greatest
bore on earth?"
"Certainly," they all cried with one accord.
"Don't let us despair," said Jules; "let us make an exception in favour
of ... especially when he divulges his political intrigues."
"You will next grant me," continued Thémines, "that Madam de Coursy is
as clever a woman as can be found anywhere."
A moment's silence followed. Saint-Clair looked down and fancied that
all eyes were fixed on himself.
"Who disputes it?" he said at length, still bending over his plate
apparently to examine more closely the flowers painted in the china.
"I maintain," said Jules, raising his voice--"I maintain that she is one
of the three most fascinating women in Paris."
"I knew her husband," said the Colonel, "he often showed me her charming
letters."
"Auguste," interrupted Hector Roquantin, "do introduce me to the
Countess. They say you can do anything with her."
"When she returns to Paris at the end of autumn,..." murmured
Saint-Clair, "I--I believe she does not entertain visitors in the
country."
"Will you listen to me?" exclaimed Thémines.
Silence was restored. Saint-Clair figetted upon his chair like a
prisoner before his judges.
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