Abner Daniel: A NovelHarben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
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Abner Daniel: A Novel
Harben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
Georgia -- Fiction; Mountain life -- Fiction
“'Yes, I do, Pole,' said Alan, 'quit! Quit smack off!'
“'You ax that as a favor?' said Pole.
“'Yes, as a favor,' said Alan, 'an' you are a-goin' to do it, too.'
“Then Pole begun to contend with 'im. 'You are a-axin' that beca'se you
think I 'll be ketched up with,' he said; 'but I tell you the' ain't no
man on the face o' the earth that could find my still now. You could
stand in two feet of the door to it all day an' not find it if you
looked fer it with a spy-glass. I kin make bug-juice all the rest o' my
life an' sell it without bein' ketched.'
“'I want you to give it up,' said Alan, an' Pole did. It was like
pullin' an eye-tooth, but Pole yanked it out. Alan is workin' on 'im now
to git 'im to quit liquor, but that ain't so easy. He could walk a crack
with a gallon sloshin' about in 'im. Now, as I started to say, Alan
'ain't got no cut-and-dried denomination, an' don't have to walk any
particular kind o' foot-log to do his work, but it's a-goin' on jest the
same. Now I don't mean no reflection on yore way o' hitchin' wings on
folks, but I believe you could preach yore sermons--sech as they are--in
Pole Baker's yeers till Gabriel blowed his lungs out, an' Pole ud still
be moonshinin'. An' sometimes I think that sech fellers as Alan Bishop
ort to be paid fer what they do in betterin' the world. I don't see
why you fellers ort always to be allowed to rake in the jack-pot unless
you'd accomplish more'n outsiders, that jest turn the'r hands to the job
at odd times.”
Dole drew himself up straight and glared at the offender.
“I think that is a rather personal remark, brother Daniel,” he said,
coldly.
“Well, maybe it is,” returned Abner; “but I didn't mean fer it to
be. I've heerd you praise up certain preachers fer the good they was
a-doin', an' I saw no harm in mentionin' Alan's method. I reckon it's
jest a case o' the shoe bein' on another foot. I was goin' to tell you
how this misfortune o' Alf's had affected Pole; he's been like a crazy
man ever since it happened. It's been all Alan could do to keep 'im from
goin' to Atlanta and chokin' the life out o' Perkins. Pole got so mad
when he wouldn't let 'im go that he went off cussin' 'im fer all he was
worth. I wonder what sort of a denomination a man ud fit into that 'll
cuss his best friends black an' blue beca'se they won't let 'im fight
fer 'em. Yes, he 'll fight, an' ef he ever does jine the ranks above he 'll
do the work o' ten men when thar's blood to spill. I seed 'im in a row
once durin' election when he was leggin' fer a friend o' his'n; he stood
right at the polls an' wanted to slug every man that voted agin 'im. He
knocked three men's teeth down the'r throats an' bunged up two more so
that they looked like they had on false-faces.”
Here the preacher permitted himself to laugh. Being a fighting man
himself, his heart warmed towards a man who seemed to be born to that
sort of thing.
“He looks like he could do a sight of it,” was his comment.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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