English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Imagine,” he said, “a blue sea, and a half-circle of grass, with a low
wall. Imagine on that grass five traps, from which lead paths--like the
rays of a star--to the central point on the base of that half-circle.
And imagine on that central point a gentleman with a double-barrelled
gun, another man, and a retriever dog. And imagine one of those traps
opening, and a little dazed grey bird (not a bit like that fellow you
saw just now) emerge and fly perhaps six yards. And imagine the sound
of the gun and the little bird dipping in its flight, but struggling
on. And imagine the sound of the gun again and the little bird falling
to the ground and wriggling on along it. And imagine the retriever
dog run forward and pick it up and walk slowly back with it, still
quivering, in his mouth. Or imagine, once in a way, the little bird
drop dead as a stone at the first sound. Or imagine again that it
winces at the shots, yet carries on over the boundary, to fall into the
sea. Or--but this very seldom--imagine it wing up and out, unhurt, to
the first freedom it has ever known. My friend, the joke is this: To
the man who lets no little bird away to freedom comes much honour, and
a nice round sum of money! Do you still think there is no connection?”
“Well,” I said, “it doesn’t sound too sportsmanlike. And yet, I
suppose, looking at it quite broadly, it does minister in a sort of way
to the law of the survival of the fittest.”
“In which species--man or pigeon?”
“The sportsman is necessary to the expansion of Empire. Besides, you
must remember that one does not expect high standards at Monte Carlo.”
He looked at me. “Do you never read any sporting paper?” he asked.
“No.”
“Did you ever hunt the carted stag?”
“No, I never did.”
“Well, you’ve been coursing, anyway.”
“Certainly; but there’s no comparing that with pigeon-shooting.”
“In coursing I admit,” he said, “there’s pleasure to the dogs, and some
chance for the hare, who, besides, is not in captivity. Also that where
there is no coursing there are few hares, in these days. And yet----”;
he seemed to fall into a reverie.
Then, looking at me in a queer, mournful sort of way, he said suddenly:
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