London (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love -- Fiction; Political fiction; Satire
“You should have been there, Joe,” said the mother when the servants had
left the dining-room, and the scent of fresh peeled peaches was in the
air. “I told you that it was quite unlikely that your Ernest would call
to-day, so you had your waiting at home for nothing. Amber was there
wearing that ancient thing with the little sprigs of violets--she must
have had that since May--but I think the hat was new--do you know it?--a
fearfully broad thing of white straw with a droop on both sides and
two ostrich feathers lying flat, one falling over the brim and coiling
underneath, and who is the latest victim to her theories of training, do
you think? Why, Lord Lully himself. She had ices with him, and held on
to him with grim determination for half an hour, though he told me last
week that he would be there and I saw that he was struggling hard to get
away from her, poor boy! But if she fancies that Lord Lully is such a
fool as the rest of them, she is going a little too far. I happen to
know that he has his eyes open just as wide as his father could
wish. Amber will make nothing of him, take my word for it. Theories!
Experiments! Fiddlestrings and fiddlesticks! And his mother was quite
civil to her too--almost gracious, only that we know that she never is
so except for three weeks during a General Election, and she takes
it out of her home circle when it’s all over and she need be civil no
longer. I hope your father will get into the Cabinet and so relieve
me from the General Election smile. I smiled him through three
General Elections, but I decline to face a fourth. Why should an Under
Secretary’s wife be supposed to make a Cheshire Cat of herself when the
wife of a Cabinet Minister need only be civil?”
This and several other social problems were formulated by Lady Gwendolen
for the consideration of her daughter while they ate their peaches, and
then they had an interval to themselves before dressing for a very Small
Dance at a very great house, following an Official Reception.
An Official Reception means a scuffle in a hall, a scramble on a
staircase and a scamper past a whiff of scent. That’s an Official
Reception.
Josephine danced eleven dances at the Small Dance and would have gone on
to the fifteenth only that she had the responsibility of chaperoning her
mother. She knew that her mother could not stand late hours, so she took
her home (reluctantly) at two.
At four o’clock the following afternoon Ernest Clifton made his call,
and Josephine received him alone.
“At last--at last!” he cried in a very creditable imitation of the
lover’s exaltation, when they were alone. He had approached her with
outstretched hands. His voice was tremulous.
She did not allow him to put even one arm around her. He was showing an
aspiration in regard to the employment of both.
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