London (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love -- Fiction; Political fiction; Satire
He feared that it was impossible for him to arrive at any other
conclusion than this one which was forced upon him; and the worst of the
matter was that he found that all his sympathies were on the side of the
modern young woman, although he would have died sooner than withdraw a
single line of the poem which he had written holding up to admiration
the young woman who refused to leave her penniless poet for the man of
millions.
He bought a fine silk hat the next day, and forthwith wrote a series
of rondeaux bidding farewell to the Muse. He felt that such an act of
renunciation on his part demanded celebration on the analogy of the
Lenten Carnival. But when his days of riotous indulgence in all the
exotic forms of French verse had come to an end, he gave himself up to
a consideration of his bank book and found to his amazement that his
accumulations including a legacy of two thousand pounds which he had
received from the executors of his godmother, amounted to close upon
four thousand pounds.
For over two years his account had been increasing, the trustees of the
estate of his father (deceased) having been in the habit of lodging the
quarterly payments of his income (less expenses) to his credit, and yet
he was receiving no penny of interest on all this money.
He was innocent enough to ask the young man at the bank how it was that
no circular had been sent to him letting him know that his account was
overgrown. If it had been overdrawn he would have been informed of the
fact.
The young man had only smiled and said that he was sure the matter
had been overlooked; for there was nothing that the bank found so
embarrassing as large balances bearing no interest.
In the course of a few weeks he would have blushed to ask such a
question as he had put to the clerk. He began to study the methods of
finance for the first time and had almost mastered the art embodied in a
gold mine prospectus--it is the Petrarchian Sonnet of the money
market--before he had been a month at the work. By a rigid attention to
Amber’s precept of placing the most implicit distrust in every one
connected with finance, he had made a very good start for himself.
His principle was an excellent one. He made several friends among those
disinterested financiers who give advice gratis as to what stocks to buy
and he had never failed to act contrary to the tips which they had given
him; so that when a few days later, they came to him with assumed long
faces and frank admissions of fallibility in the past but of promises
of certainty for the future, he had shown them that he was made of the
stuff that goes to the composition of a real financier by being in no
way put out; and disdaining to level a single reproach at them.
“Distrust your best friend,” was the motto which he placed in a
conspicuous place on his mantelpiece, and by observing it he had made
some hundreds of pounds in the course of a few weeks.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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