London (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love -- Fiction; Political fiction; Satire
It was a great disappointment to his many friends to find out, as they
did very soon after his father’s death, that young Mr. Overton was in
no way disposed to fling his money about in the light-hearted way
characteristic of the youth who becomes a prodigal by profession. He
could not see, he said, why he should buy spavined horses simply because
he was half a millionaire. Of course he knew it was an understood thing
that spavined horses were to be got rid of upon light-hearted aspiring
sons of fathers with humble beginnings in life; but he rather thought
that, for the present at least, he would try to pass his time apart from
the cheering companionship of the spavined horse.
And then as regards the purchase of that couple of cases of choice
Manila cigars--the hemp yarn which entered largely into their
composition undoubtedly did come from Manila--he expressed the opinion
to the friend who had thoughtfully suggested the transaction, that,
until he felt more firmly on his feet in carrying out the rôle of the
complete prodigal he would struggle to repress his natural tendency to
smoke the sweepings of the rope walks of the Philippine Islands.
In short young Mr. Overton was fortunate enough to obtain, not by
slow degrees, but in a single month after his father’s death, a sound
practical reputation for being a skinflint.
It was his study to justify all that was said of him by his disappointed
friends in respect of the closeness of his pockets.
He lived in chambers and kept no manservant.
Why should he pay a hundred a year--sixty pounds in wages and, say,
forty in board and lodging--for having his trousers properly stretched,
he asked of those friends of his who were ready to recommend to him
several trustworthy menservants. He rather thought that it would pay him
better to buy a new pair of trousers every week. He knew a place where
you could buy a capital pair of trousers for thirteen and six. He jobbed
a horse.
He couldn’t see why he should have a horse eating its head off in a
rack-rented stable necessitating the keeping of a groom at twenty-five
shillings a week, when he could hire a horse for all the riding that was
necessary for his health for five shillings the two hours.
He knew of a good restaurant (Italian) in a back street where the
maximum charge for dinner was half a crown, and it was to this
establishment he invited his particular friends when the prodigal’s
desire to feast became irresistible, overwhelming his better nature
which lent him promptings towards frugality.
He recommended the Chianti of this secluded dining-hall. It was a
good sound wine, with a distinct tendency towards body, and not wholly
without flavour--a flavour that one got accustomed to after a period of
probation. Only it was not well to eat olives with it.
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