Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Ah, dat’s a fac’, missis--dat’s a fac’, it has. Sometime it animate
me very strong, en make me tower high ’bove de world; but den agin,
sometime de very las’ bit on it takes to flight, en ef you b’lieve me,
missis, I ain’ got no more religion den de palm o’ your han’!”
“The greatest saints have complained of that, Uncle Mose,” said
Margaret; “it is one of the devil’s strongest temptations.”
“What, ole Sat’n, missis? Talk to me ’bout ole Sat’n! Don’t I know him?
You just give him de chance en he gwine fight you, mean enough!”
Margaret, much amused, was about to make a move to go, when Uncle Mose
arrested her intention by saying:
“En so Mars’ Rawjer got a little gal gwine git married. Well, well,
well! Is I ever bin tell you, missis, ’bout de time I whip young
Rawjer? Ha! ha! ha! I tell you, missis, I whale him good. He make
me mad one day, ’bout ketchin de white folks’ hosses, en I break me
a little sprout, whar sprung up ’side a ole stump, in de very fiel’
I help to clar forty yeers ago, en I warm he jacket fer him, good
fashion. I mighty feared he gwine tell he par, but arter I git up by de
stable, I does take my han’ en slap it ’gin de stone fence, en one de
little white boys say, ‘I tell you, Uncle Mose kin hit hard’; en I say
‘Ah, dat I kin, chile; dat’s a fac;’ en eff you b’lieve me, I skeered
dat chile so bad, he ain’ never tell he par yit;” and Uncle Mose went
off into a long chuckle of delight. “When he bin git married en bring
he wife home, we all went up to de house to see ’em, en drink de
healths, en he tell de young missis this war Mose whar bin gin him that
air whippin’ he bin tole her ’bout. She war mighty pretty little thing,
wid yaller hair en great big sof’ blue eyes, en a little han’ ez sof’
en white ez snow. I was mos’ feared to ketch hold on it, wid my ole
black paw, but she would shake han’s wid me, en she ’lowed maybe t’wor
dat whippin’ what make her husman sich a good man, en Mars’ Rawjer he
look at her fit to eat her up. She bin use ter gin out to de han’s,
arter she come, but Aun’ Kitty she tote de smoke-’us key.”
As Margaret rose to take leave, the old man rose also.
“I mighty proud’n dat dinner you bin fotch me, missis,” he said. “Give
my ’spects to yo’ par en mar, en call agin, missis.” And he lifted his
cap and bowed her out with punctilious politeness.
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