Across the Plains, with Other Memories and EssaysStevenson, Robert Louis
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Across the Plains, with Other Memories and Essays
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Essays; Monterey (Calif.) -- Description and travel; West (U.S.) -- Description and travel
His most important hint was on the moneys of this part of the world.
There is something in the simplicity of a decimal coinage which is
revolting to the human mind; thus the French, in small affairs, reckon
strictly by halfpence; and you have to solve, by a spasm of mental
arithmetic, such posers as thirty-two, forty-five, or even a hundred
halfpence. In the Pacific States they have made a bolder push for
complexity, and settle their affairs by a coin that no longer that no
longer exists—the _bit_, or old Mexican real. The supposed value of the
bit is twelve and a half cents, eight to the dollar. When it comes to
two bits, the quarter-dollar stands for the required amount. But how
about an odd bit? The nearest coin to it is a dime, which is, short by a
fifth. That, then, is called a _short_ bit. If you have one, you lay it
triumphantly down, and save two and a half cents. But if you have not,
and lay down a quarter, the bar-keeper or shopman calmly tenders you a
dime by way of change; and thus you have paid what is called a _long
bit_, and lost two and a half cents, or even, by comparison with a short
bit, five cents. In country places all over the Pacific coast, nothing
lower than a bit is ever asked or taken, which vastly increases the cost
of life; as even for a glass of beer you must pay fivepence or
sevenpence-halfpenny, as the case may be. You would say that this system
of mutual robbery was as broad as it was long; but I have discovered a
plan to make it broader, with which I here endow the public. It is brief
and simple—radiantly simple. There is one place where five cents are
recognised, and that is the post-office. A quarter is only worth two
bits, a short and a long. Whenever you have a quarter, go to the
post-office and buy five cents worth of postage-stamps; you will receive
in change two dimes, that is, two short bits. The purchasing power of
your money is undiminished. You can go and have your two glasses of beer
all the same; and you have made yourself a present of five cents worth of
postage-stamps into the bargain. Benjamin Franklin would have patted me
on the head for this discovery.
From Toano we travelled all day through deserts of alkali and sand,
horrible to man, and bare sage-brush country that seemed little kindlier,
and came by supper-time to Elko. As we were standing, after our manner,
outside the station, I saw two men whip suddenly from underneath the
cars, and take to their heels across country. They were tramps, it
appeared, who had been riding on the beams since eleven of the night
before; and several of my fellow-passengers had already seen and
conversed with them while we broke our fast at Toano. These land
stowaways play a great part over here in America, and I should have liked
dearly to become acquainted with them.
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