English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry; Short stories, English
“Thy own mouth hath answered thee.” The Inspector laughed. “It is with
men as it is with dogs. God afflicts some with a madness. It is no fault
of ours if such men run about in the sun and froth at the mouth. The
man who is coming will emit spray from his mouth in speaking, and will
always edge and push in towards his hearers. When ye see and hear him ye
will understand that he is afflicted of God: being mad. He is in God's
hands.”
“But our titles--are our titles to our lands good?” the crowd repeated.
“Your titles are in my hands--they are good,” said the Governor.
“And he who wrote the writings is an afflicted of God?” said Farag's
uncle.
“The Inspector hath said it,” cried the Governor. “Ye will see when the
man comes. O sheikhs and men, have we ridden together and walked puppies
together, and bought and sold barley for the horses that after these
years we should run riot on the scent of a madman--an afflicted of God?”
“But the Hunt pays us to kill mad jackals,” said Farag's uncle. “And he
who questions my titles to my land--”
“Aahh! 'Ware riot!” The Governor's hunting-crop cracked like a
three-pounder. “By Allah,” he thundered, “if the afflicted of God come
to any harm at your hands, I myself will shoot every hound and every
puppy, and the Hunt shall ride no more. On your heads be it. Go in
peace, and tell the others.”
“The Hunt shall ride no more,” said Farag's uncle. “Then how can the
land be governed? No--no, O Excellency Our Governor, we will not harm
a hair on the head of the afflicted of God. He shall be to us as is Abu
Hussein's wife in the breeding season.”
When they were gone the Governor mopped his forehead.
“We must put a few soldiers in every village this Groombride visits,
Baker. Tell 'em to keep out of sight, and have an eye on the villagers.
He's trying 'em rather high.”
“O Excellency,” said the smooth voice of Farag, laying the Field and
Country Life square on the table, “is the afflicted of God who resembles
Bigglebai one with the man whom the Inspector met in the great house in
England, and to whom he told the tale of the Mudir's Cranes?”
“The same man, Farag,” said the Inspector.
“I have often heard the Inspector tell the tale to Our Excellency at
feeding-time in the kennels; but since I am in the Government service
I have never told it to my people. May I loose that tale among the
villages?”
The Governor nodded. “No harm,” said he.
* * * * *
The details of Mr. Groombride's arrival, with his interpreter, whom he
proposed should eat with him at the Governor's table, his allocution
to the Governor on the New Movement, and the sins of Imperialism, I
purposely omit. At three in the afternoon Mr. Groombride said: “I will
go out now and address your victims in this village.”
“Won't you find it rather hot?” said the Governor. “They generally take
'a nap till sunset at this time of year.”
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