English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry; Short stories, English
Mr. Groombride's large, loose lips set. “That,” he replied pointedly,
“would be enough to decide me. I fear you have not quite mastered your
instructions. May I ask you to send for my interpreter? I hope he has
not been tampered with by your subordinates.”
He was a yellowish boy called Abdul, who had well eaten and drunk with
Farag. The Inspector, by the way, was not present at the meal.
“At whatever risk, I shall go unattended,” said Mr. Groombride. “Your
presence would cow them--from giving evidence. Abdul, my good friend,
would you very kindly open the umbrella?”
He passed up the gang-plank to the village, and with no more prelude
than a Salvation Army picket in a Portsmouth slum, cried: “Oh, my
brothers!”
He did not guess how his path had been prepared. The village was
widely awake. Farag, in loose, flowing garments, quite unlike a kennel
huntsman's khaki and puttees, leaned against the wall of his uncle's
house. “Come and see the afflicted of God,” he cried musically, “whose
face, indeed, resembles that of Bigglebai.”
The village came, and decided that on the whole Farag was right.
“I can't quite catch what they are saying,” said Mr. Groombride.
“They saying they very much pleased to see you, Sar,” Adbul interpreted.
“Then I do think they might have sent a deputation to the steamer; but
I suppose they were frightened of the officials. Tell them not to be
frightened, Abdul.”
“He says you are not to be frightened,” Abdul explained. A child
here sputtered with laughter. “Refrain from mirth,” Farag cried. “The
afflicted of God is the guest of The Excellency Our Governor. We are
responsible for every hair of his head.”
“He has none,” a voice spoke. “He has the white and the shining mange.”
“Now tell them what I have come for, Abdul, and please keep the umbrella
well up. I think I shall reserve myself for my little vernacular speech
at the end.”
“Approach! Look! Listen!” Abdul chanted. “The afflicted of God will now
make sport. Presently he will speak in your tongue, and will consume
you with mirth. I have been his servant for three weeks. I will tell you
about his undergarments and his perfumes for his head.”
He told them at length.
“And didst thou take any of his perfume bottles?” said Farag at the end.
“I am his servant. I took two,” Abdul replied.
“Ask him,” said Farag's uncle, “what he knows about our land-titles. Ye
young men are all alike.” He waved a pamphlet. Mr. Groombride smiled to
see how the seed sown in London had borne fruit by Gihon. Lo! All the
seniors held copies of the pamphlet.
“He knows less than a buffalo. He told me on the steamer that he was
driven out of his own land by Demah-Kerazi which is a devil inhabiting
crowds and assemblies,” said Abdul.
“Allah between us and evil!” a woman cackled from the darkness of a hut.
“Come in, children, he may have the Evil Eye.”
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