"It's an awful fag, and I believe Eton have got the Heavy safe and sure this year. A cousin of mine there says that their pet, Jarvis, would walk right through the best man we've ever turned out." "Oh, that's their usual brag!" "Personally, I don't think so. They have got a young Bermondsey professor--who is up to all the latest dodges--to coach. Our sergeant is a bit old-fashioned--good, but old-fashioned. Does not do enough with his right." "I'm quite an amateur," said Dick. "Don't understand the finer shades of the arts. Should have thought the sergeant good enough." "_Dubito!_ Anyhow, Dick, I'll think it over; and if I think I can make a decent show I'll have a shot. When does it come off?" "At Aldershot? Oh!--last week in March." "That gives me nearly two months. One can turn round in two months; and if I'm satisfied as to my coaching I'll certainly try at Aldershot. But what has a fellow to do on the half-holidays now? No footer, and one might do enough practice after tea for the Heavy. I wish Kipling would write a book every week. He is the only fellow in England who can write." So Acton, on the half-holidays, prepared to read his novels by his fireside. Not that he was particularly fond of toasting himself, but because, for him, it was all he could do. But Corker came to his rescue. The old man, after having had his back to the wall for an age, consented to monitors being allowed to cycle by themselves, and even to be _chaperon_ to any fags who cared to run with them, and--important _proviso_--whom the monitors did not object to. Otherwise the old rule of no cycling _sans_ house-master was in force. Acton thereupon invested in a swell machine, and he and young Bourne, or Grim, or Wilson on the hired article, would cover no end of country between dinner and roll call. By-and-by Phil noticed that his brother was getting pretty thick with Acton. "Rather thick with Acton, Jack? I don't think he'll do you any good." "He has, anyhow, Phil." "How?" Jack explained. "I'm glad you licked the animal, young 'un; but, all the same, I wish some other fellow had seen you through." "I don't!" said Jack, hotly. "I wonder," said Phil, dryly, "what is the great attraction which a Sixth Form fellow sees in a fag? Above all, a fag of the name of Bourne?" "Fact is, I don't see it myself," said Jack, shortly. "Better ask him." "No, I don't think I shall. All the same, I would not dog Acton's footsteps quite so much." "He's a monitor." "Who'll make you useful. Take my word for it." "We'll see." "Oh! Certainly we shall." Jack was thoroughly unhinged by his brother's dry bantering tone, and said hotly-- "I cannot understand, Phil, why he didn't get his cap. He deserved it." "There's no need for you to understand it, young 'un." "My opinion is----" "Not worth the breath you're going to waste." "It's considered a shame pretty generally."