"But will you grant me the justice," said I, "to temper your judgments of me, if not of my story, by remembering that this is the first thing of the sort I ever attempted?" "I tell you what," said the doctor, "it's very easy to criticise, but none of you could have written it yourselves." "Of course not, for my part," said the clergyman. Silence followed; and I resumed. "He turned upon his other heel, and rejoined her. She looked angry still, because she knew that she was guilty, or, what was much the same, knew that he thought so. "'My dear queen,' said he, 'duplicity of any sort is exceedingly objectionable between married people, of any rank, not to say kings and queens; and the most objectionable form it can assume is that of punning.' "'There!' said the queen, 'I never made a jest, but I broke it in the making. I am the most unfortunate woman in the world!' "She looked so rueful, that the king took her in his arms; and they sat down to consult. "'Can you bear this?' said the king. "'No, I can't,' said the queen. "'Well, what's to be done?' said the king. "'I'm sure I don't know,' said the queen. 'But might you not try an apology?' "'To my old sister, I suppose you mean?' said the king. "'Yes,' said the queen. "'Well, I don't mind,' said the king. "So he went the next morning to the garret of the princess, and, making a very humble apology, begged her to undo the spell. But the princess declared, with a very grave face, that she knew nothing at all about it. Her eyes, however, shone pink, which was a sign that she was happy. She advised the king and queen to have patience, and to mend their ways. The king returned disconsolate. The queen tried to comfort him. "'We will wait till she is older. She may then be able to suggest something herself. She will know at least how she feels, and explain things to us.' "'But what if she should marry!' exclaimed the king, in sudden consternation at the idea. "'Well, what of that?' rejoined the queen. "'Just think! If she were to have any children! In the course of a hundred years, the air might be as full of floating children as of gossamers in autumn.' "'That is no business of ours,' replied the queen. 'Besides, by that time, they will have learned to take care of themselves.' "A sigh was the king's only answer. "He would have consulted the court physicians; but he was afraid they would try experiments upon her. * * * * * "CHAPTER VI--SHE LAUGHS TOO MUCH.