Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer RealmCook, William Wallace
Science
Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer Realm
Cook, William Wallace
Science fiction
"You’re wrong there," cried I, hot and indignant. "Professor Quinn had
nothing to do with my being here. I’ve had my eye on this castle for a
long while, and I let myself in, just before you came, hoping to make a
haul and get clear. You interrupted me, and I stowed myself away
upstairs. From what I saw and heard, I must say that it is a pleasure
for me to turn my back on Professor Quinn’s property and to give my
entire attention to you four."
"Mr. Munn," said Quinn, "how long have you been engaged in this
business?"
"For some years now, sir," I answered.
"You were honest—once?"
"Every man is born honest, if it comes to that. I used to work in an
iron foundry, but the works were taken over by a combination and a lot
of us were thrown out of employment. There was nothing for me to do but
beg—and I’m above that. This came handiest, and I went into it. I like
the business. Matching one’s wits against the law keeps one constantly
in the midst of alarms, so to speak, and I like excitement. And I have
ability, for never yet have I worn the stripes or learned the lock-step.
I have written some on the subject of my vocation, in the hope of
beguiling others into the work."
"A dangerous man!" muttered Gilhooly.
"What are we coming to?" clamored Popham. "Here is a thief who is
actually proud of his profession, and who actually writes books about
it!"
"Merciful heavens!" gasped Meigs, in horror. "I feel sorry for my
country when it produces such men."
"We—we are tottering on the verge of chaos!" added Markham, in a stage
whisper.
I laughed at all this, for I enjoyed it hugely.
"Spare yourselves any needless worry about me, gentlemen," said I.
"Look to home, and you will probably find enough there to fret your
consciences."
Professor Quinn continued to take pleasure out of the queer situation.
"I can honor a man like Munn," said he, "where I am tempted to despise
men like you, Gilhooly, Meigs, Markham, and Popham. As Munn said, he
has the courage of his convictions. He does not take from the poor, for
in the very nature of things he cannot. His loot comes from those who
are able to lose it, while you are vampires, and sapping the very
lifeblood of the nation. You are all criminally deluded, although,
perhaps, doing what you conscientiously believe to be exactly right.
Would to Heaven," and here the professor grew suddenly sincere and
intensely earnest, "that something would conspire to open your eyes to
the exact truth. But I have despaired of that, and I am trying, in my
own feeble way, to meet the present emergency."
"You are either a fool or a madman!" cried Popham.
"A rattle-brained zealot!" chimed in Meigs.
"You are the one who should see things differently," said Markham. "You
preach a doctrine which you fail to apply personally."
"Enough of this talk, gentlemen," I interposed. "My situation is
precarious and I must ask you to hurry a little."
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