Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer RealmCook, William Wallace
Science
Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer Realm
Cook, William Wallace
Science fiction
These objects went through varied phases exactly as more pretentious
satellites would have done. It would be difficult to describe my
feelings as I watched them from the car windows.
I am prone to think, at the present writing, that this lost booty,
waxing and waning under my eyes, planted in my nature those first seeds
of regret which finally grew into a reformation.
I recall a conversation that I had with Markham while I sat with my eye
at the lower end of the telescope, watching for stray asteroids.
The millionaires had given me to understand that I was not in their set.
Circumstances over which they had no control had brought us together
within the narrow confines of the car, but no social barriers had been
leveled. Occasionally the novelty of our situation, and the consequent
excitement, would cause one or other of the wealthy gentleman to forget
the gulf that yawned between us.
This attitude of the magnate afforded me a good deal of innocent
enjoyment. They had left social prestige, no less than their bank
accounts, behind them, and what little collateral they had had upon
their persons was now "satelliting" about the car. The line they drew
between themselves and me, in their thoughtful moments, was a
distinction without much of a difference.
Markham, I remember, was munching a sandwich, contrived out of two
crackers and a slice of tinned beef.
"Did you never reflect, Mr. Munn," said he, "upon the evil of your
past?"
"When a man writes books which are mainly drawn from his own experience,
Mr. Markham," said I, "he has to go into his past pretty exhaustively."
"Ah, yes, I was forgetting about the books. Were you not horrified with
the results of your retrospection?"
"Horrified? Well, yes, here and there. I lost a big haul once through
the breaking of a jimmy, and I was horrified to think how any dealer in
burglar’s kits could have foisted such an unreliable instrument upon a
well-meaning cracksman."
Markham stared at me dazedly.
"I have set down the experience in Chapter One of ’Forty Ways for
Cracking Safes,’" I proceeded, "and one of the first of my ten rules for
success in any safe-cracking job was this: Be sure that your kit is
reliable, and without flaws."
"Mr. Munn, Mr. Munn!" whispered Markham hoarsely. "Think of the people
from whom you have taken property dishonestly."
"I never think of them but to wish that I had been able to relieve them
of more."
"This is awful!" muttered Markham. "You really exult over what you have
done."
He would have started down the iron stairs had I not restrained him with
a word.
"Let me ask you something, Mr. Markham," said I. "Last fall, bread went
to ten cents a loaf because the wheat market was cornered—and a man by
the name of Markham did the cornering. The people who had to put up that
extra five cents missed it more than did those from whom I took five
hundred dollars."
Markham coughed. "Any asteroids in sight?" he inquired absently.
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