Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer Realm — John Shaqi
Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer RealmCook, William Wallace
Science
Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer Realm
Cook, William Wallace
Science fiction
But no crowd gathered to listen to the professor. The Mercurials were
all on my side of the compound. Thus it was clear to me that my brand
of science was more attractive to the little people than the
professor’s. While "The Mutability of Newtonian Law" languished for an
audience, "The Sandbagger’s Manual" was fast acquiring one that taxed
the capacity of the word-box.
The professor, for a long time, had been so wrapped up in his attempt to
master the Mercurial language that he had paid little heed to me and my
efforts. The attention my work was securing, however, finally caused
him to sit up and take notice. Halting his weighty remarks, he laid
aside his talk machine, came over to my side of the circle, and stood
behind me, listening. The first I knew of his presence was the reaching
of two angry hands over my head and the snatching away of the instrument
on which I was, at that moment, reciting the ten rules for a cracksman’s
success.
My audience was as greatly put out as I was myself. While I was leaping
to my feet and whirling around, my listeners were clamoring on their
word-boxes for me to proceed.
Professor Quinn, white-faced and in a greater temper than I had ever
before seen him, held my talking apparatus over his head and seemed of a
mind to clash it down on the earth at his feet.
"I say, professor," I called restrainingly, "don’t do anything rash."
"Mr. Munn," he gasped, his voice thick with suppressed emotion, "is my
confidence in you to be destroyed utterly? I singled you out as one of
the worthiest of all those brought from Terra, and yet I find you busily
inculcating false ideas of personal property into the keen minds of
these Mercurials! For shame, sir! Would you demoralize this planet?
Would you turn these law-abiding people into thieves?"
"Professor," I answered, "your ideas and mine do not harmonize on this
matter of property rights."
"While I admit, Mr. Munn," he answered, "that conditions on our own
planet in a measure condoned your actions, yet I maintain that you have
no right to air your ideas in Njambai. Here the conditions are of an
altogether different sort. So far as I have been able to learn, this orb
has not fallen under the noxious spell of the monopolists. You have no
excuse for instructing the Mercurials in the alpha and omega of your
contemptible profession."
"Contemptible?" I repeated. "That is a hard term, professor. Besides,
they seem to be fond of the instruction. Everybody listens to me, while
you haven’t had so much as a corporal’s guard to enjoy that astronomical
stuff you have been playing off on your concertina."
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