Nobody could withstand Mrs. Larry in this mood. Mrs. Larry was not
her real name. She was Mrs. Lawrence Hall, born Gregory, christened
Elizabeth Ellen, but from the day of her marriage she had been
nick-named “Mrs. Larry” by all those fortunate enough to count
themselves as friends or acquaintances. And she loved the name. She
said it made her feel so completely married to Larry. For be it known
that Mr. Larry was the planet round which Mrs. Larry, Larry Junior,
Baby Lisbeth, and even Lena, the maid of all work in the house of Hall,
revolved as subsidiary stars. Unhappy wives, bewildered husbands,
uncertain bachelors and all too certain young women confided their
love-affairs to Mrs. Larry and left her presence cheered, if not
actually helped in the solution of their particular problems.
So she was quite sure that Claire would open her heart when the proper
moment arrived. It came when the white-uniformed waitress, having
served the sandwiches and the chocolate, hurried away to collect
payment on a luncheon check. The words were not gracious, but the tone
in which they were uttered would have moved a heart of stone. They
fairly set Mrs. Larry’s quivering.
“Well, if you must know, it was this--and this--and this----” wailed
Claire, as she poked the tip of her spoon into the top of her sandwich,
the whipped cream on her chocolate and the powdered sugar heaped in the
silver bowl.
“The high cost of living--money, dirty, sordid, hideously essential
money. We can’t live on Jimmy’s income, and he’s too proud to let
father give me even my ridiculous little allowance after we are
married. He says he’ll support his own wife and his own house, or he
doesn’t want either. And, do you know, he doesn’t draw any more money
out of the firm each month than my father pays for the upkeep of our
limousine? Can you picture me trying to stretch forty dollars a week to
provide everything--_everything_--for Jimmy and me?”
“You could learn, dear,” suggested Mrs. Larry, with a secret thrill at
the thought of her own housewifely abilities.
“That’s what Jimmy said, but when we figured it all out, from house
rent to cravats for Jimmy, crediting me incidentally with being the
experienced housewife I am _not_, there wasn’t five cents left for
insurance, the savings fund or the simplest recreation, let alone
luxuries. In his profession, Jimmy’d just have to keep up appearances
on the outside, if we had to live on oatmeal gruel and dried apples in
the privacy of our apartment. I tried to persuade Jimmy to let father
loan him a few thousand, just for the good of his career. He accused me
of trying to weaken his character. He said I could learn how to manage,
if I really loved him. And I told him if he waited until I knew how to
manage a house on forty dollars a week, he’d forget how to love me.”
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