Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
He gave much watchful attention to the Sabbath schools--“Sunday” was
a word he abhorred--and between the Collector and the younger people
engaged in that work there was almost constant conflict, which extended
to every detail, and came to a head over the matter of entertainments.
It was their belief that once a year it was necessary for the success
and well-being of a Sabbath school that the children should be gathered
on an evening and fed with tea and buns, and afterwards elevated
by magic slides representing various amusing situations in life and
concluding with a vivid picture of rats disappearing into a gaping man's
mouth, which opened to receive them with a jerk. The fact that this
festivity was opened and closed with a hymn in no way sanctified it in
the eyes of the Collector, who declared it to be without any Scripture
warrant and injurious to true religion, as well as--and this was hardly
less important--quite without sanction by the laws of the Kirk. By sheer
force of will--the weight of a silent, obstinate uncompromising nature,
he brought the “treats”--very modest, innocent, if not particularly
refined efforts to give some brightness to the life of the poor children
in Muirtown--to an end, and in place thereof he provided, at his own
expense, views of the mission stations of the world, with a gratuitous
distribution of missionary literature. This was endured for three years
with much discontent and with sudden and disorderly demands for the
rats in place of the interesting although somewhat monotonous faces of
Chinese Christians, and then the rebellion was organized which had so
unexpected and felicitous a result The party of the Juniors, some of
them approaching forty years of age, took a covenant that they would
stand by one another, and they made their plan that upon a certain
evening in March they would gather together their corps of Muirtown
Arabs and feed them with dainties even unto the extent of raisins and
oranges. They were not unconscious that oranges, on account of their
pronounced colour, would be an offence to the Collector, and that that
estimable man had already referred to this fruit, as a refreshment at a
religious meeting, in terms of deep contempt; and there would not only
be a magic lantern with scenes of war and sport, to say nothing of
amusement, but also a sacred cantata to be sung by the children. When
the Collector heard of the programme, he grasped the situation at once,
and knew that in the coming battle quarter could not be given--that the
“Reds” would be completely reduced to subordination, or that a severely
constitutional monarchy would be finally closed. This was indeed the
general opinion; and when the Juniors appeared before the Session to
present their ultimatum, nothing but a sense of decency prevented the
Free North attending in a body, and Bailie MacCallum took a gloomy view
of the issue.
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