Poetry -- 20th century -- Periodicals; Short stories -- Periodicals
These are a few of the reasons that give the Charlestonian that serene
pride in self, country and relatives. This serenity broods over the
city; and the shock of wars, earthquakes, tidal wave and stupendous
fires has not shaken it.
Its laws of behavior and its rules of society are without change.
Whatever happens in the rest of the world need not be followed there.
There is a story told of the sexton of the famous old St. Michael’s,
the notable church, and of Crum, the negro whom President Roosevelt
made collector of the port. Crum brought several Northerners in a
carriage to the door. It was at an hour when no one was allowed in the
church. Crum insisted upon going in and taking his guests to the belfry
to see the famous bells. The sexton declined to allow it.
The negro collector drew himself up and said to the sexton:
“You surely don’t know who I am. My name is Crum.”
“Well, you could be the whole loaf and you wouldn’t be allowed in St.
Michael’s,” was the laconic answer.
It is easily inferred that the sexton was none too sorry to give a
verbal blow to the negro collector who persuaded white men from the
North to be his guests.
The Charleston negro who belongs to “the quality” shares and echoes his
master’s pride of birth and social tradition. The man who for decades
has delivered invitations for all the exclusive parties prides himself
on knowing every person worth speaking to in the city. A certain
Northern woman, who was kindly received in Charleston, gave a large
ball. She asked this colored man to carry the invitations for her. In
looking over the list, he made several suggestions concerning people
who should be crossed out, and those who should be put on.
The Northern woman asked if he was quite sure he knew where all these
people lived. His answer was delightful.
“Madam,” he said, “if there is any person in Charleston who lives
where I don’t know, that person shouldn’t be invited to your ball.”
Another colored retainer of a famous family has a stiff-necked belief
that nothing can happen to such aristocracy. A fire broke out in an
adjoining house on a back street, burned through the dividing fence
and destroyed the carriages in the stable. The master upbraided the
old negro for allowing it to happen when he could easily have removed
the traps. He said: “Massa, who’d ever t’ink dey fire would come in we
yard!”
Another negro butler, who dominated the household of a certain judge,
was serving at table one day when a second judge from up the State was
present. Both men were equally well-born of an ancient and honorable
ancestry, but the up-country man had not the graces of table etiquette.
When the fish course was served, he said to his host:
“Judge, I’d like to have some rice with this fish.”
“Did you hear the judge?” was asked the negro butler by the host.
The man gave a certain look at his master, then one of extreme
annoyance at the guest. Leaning over, he whispered distinctly in the
ear of the up-country judge:
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