There can be no mistake about it now; the giggle has changed into a
universal resonant laugh, which goes on swelling and rising, until, in
the final roar of approbation which greets the concluding paragraph, the
reader's voice is drowned. The matrons have all along been ready to be
amused; it is only that, owing to the gravity of his face and solemnity
of his manner, it was some time before they recognised that his
intention was comic. As soon as they do so, they reward that intention
with more than adequate mirth. Burgoyne has reached the second
dog's-ear, that dog's-ear which his eye has been earnestly searching for
throughout. His task then is ended. He heaves a deep sigh of relief,
and, with a reflection that, after all, he is glad he was obliging, is
preparing to shut the volume, when he feels the inevitable Brown's hand
on his shoulder, and his husky voice in his ear.
"Capital! you got on capitally! Could not be better; but you will not
mind going on a little longer, will you? You have only read for ten
minutes. I want you to try something different this time--a little
pathos, for a change. I have marked the page. Here!"
What is there to do but acquiesce? Burgoyne, complying, finds himself at
once in the middle of a melancholy tale of a poor young woman left
ruined and deserted in Mrs. Lirriper's Lodgings, and only rescued from
suicide by the efforts of that good lady, who, however, is unable to
save her from a tragic and premature death. The reader has reached the
point at which Mrs. Lirriper has met the poor creature on her way to the
river.
"'Mrs. Edson, I says, my dear, take care! However, did you lose your
way, and stumble in a dangerous place like this? No wonder you're lost,
I'm sure.'" (What is this sound? Is it possible that the giggle is
rising again? the giggle which he was so glad to welcome a little while
ago, but which is so disastrously out of place here. He redoubles his
efforts to put an unmistakably serious and pathetic tone into his
voice.) "She was all in a shiver, and she so continued till I laid her
on her own bed, and up to the early morning she held me by the hand and
moaned, and moaned, 'Oh, wicked, wicked, wicked!----'"
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