It was easier said than done, for when he got to the trees
he had to take off his snowshoes and shin up. The huge trunk
was hard to grapple, but he managed it, and after about 20
minutes had two fine specimens. But when Dietrich was safe on
the ground again the sun had set, there were only a few golden
clouds floating on the horizon, and the light was waning fast.
“Oh, beloved Heaven! We must hasten wind-fast” (literal
translation), exclaimed he, and, when he reached Hans, “Get up,
old fellow!”
Hans got up, and they started home by moonlight.
Now there happened to be a devil on that mountain—the devil of
ignorance—and, of all that he hated, professor and students he
abhorred most; for did not they forward learning more than any
one? Hearing these students talking he gathered—being a German
devil, and so understanding them—that they were students, and
that they were going to forward his enemy, Learning, by giving
some pine-boughs off his mountain to a hated professor.
“This must not be!” he stormed; so he took hold of the heels of
Dietrich’s snow shoes, and putting his tail round Hans’ waist,
for every step they took he pulled them back three; so they
went backwards towards his cave.
Now Hans wore spectacles, and he saw what the devil was doing,
reflected in them. He told Dietrich, in Latin, what went on,
and the devil, being very ignorant did not understand. So they
figured out by geometry that if they turned round and walked
the other way they would get shelter even sooner than before.
They carried out this plan so scientifically that the devil,
being also very unperceptive, did not find out how they were
fooling him, until he saw the farmhouse lights. Then, being
very much frightened he let go of the students and fled
shrieking and howling up the mountain. That was the last they
ever saw of him—which they did not regret.
When the students went back to the university, they
triumphantly gave the pine-boughs to the professor.
Goodness knows how the young person who wrote that story got it into her
head that one is justified in tricking even the good old-fashioned Nick
with his horns and hoofs, for any purpose whatever. Myself I disclaim any
responsibility for the morality involved. But this I will say that if
trickery and “lying low” of any kind is ever justified, or (I may rather
say) not much noticed by the recording angel, it must be when they are
brought to bear on the very Evil Spirit which grudges to any race the
attainment of more knowledge and a higher civilization than that to which
their ancestors, near or remote had arrived.
KELT-NOR.
HIS LESSON IN ARITHMETIC.
(By Carolyn Schlesinger.)
Orville Wright, the flying machine man, told a reporter this story:
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