Alice Lorraine: A Tale of the South DownsBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Alice Lorraine: A Tale of the South Downs
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Peninsular War, 1807-1814 -- Fiction; South Downs (England) -- Fiction
“Crusty, thou must come down, old fellow,” cried a one-eyed
costermonger, winking first at John and then through the rails, and
even at the springs of the van; “half the load will go back to Kent, or
else to the cowkeeper, if so be you holds on so almighty dear.”
“Ha, then, Joe, are you waiting for that? Go to the cow-yard and take
your turn. They always feeds the one-eyed first. Gentlemen, now--while
there’s anything left! We’ve kept all the very best back to the last,
’cos they chanced to be packed by an Irishman. ‘First goes in, must
first come out.’ Paddy, are you there to stick to it?”
“Be jabers, and how could I slip out, when the hape of you was atop of
me? And right I was, be the holy poker; there it all is the very first
in the bottom of the vhan!”
“Now, are you nearly ready, John?” asked Gregory, suddenly appearing
through the laughter of the crowd; “here is the gentleman going with
us, and I can’t have him kept waiting.”
“Come up, Master Greg, and help sell out, if you know the time better
than I do.” John Shorne was vexed, or he would not so have spoken to
his master’s son.
To his great surprise, with a bound up came not Gregory Lovejoy, who
was always a little bit shy of the marketing, but Hilary Lorraine,
declared by dress and manner (clearly marked, as now they never can be)
of an order wholly different from the people round him.
“Let me help you, sir,” he said; “I have long been looking on; I am
sure that I understand it.”
“Forty years have I been at ’un, and I scarcely knows ’un now. They
takes a deal of mannerin’, sir, and the prices will go in and out.”
“No doubt; and yet for the sport of it, let me help you, Master Shorne.
I will not sell a leaf below the price you whisper to me.”
In such height of life and hurry, half a minute is enough to fetch a
great crowd anywhere. It was round the market in ten seconds that
a grand lord was going to sell out of Grower Lovejoy’s waggon. For
a great wager, of course it must be; and all who could rush, rushed
to see. Hilary let them get ready, and waited till he saw that their
money was burning. Meanwhile Crusty John was grinning one of his most
experienced grins.
“Don’t let him; oh, don’t let him,” Gregory shouted to the salesman, as
Hilary came to the rostrum with a bunch of carrots in one hand and a
cauliflower in the other--“What would his friends say if they heard it?”
“Nay, I’ll not let ’un,” John Shorne answered, mischievously taking the
verb in its (now) provincial sense; “why should I let ’un? It can’t
hurt he, and it may do good to we.”
In less than ten minutes the van was cleared, and at such prices as
Grower Lovejoy’s goods had not fetched all through the summer. Such
competition arose for the honour of purchasing from a “nobleman,” and
so enchanted were the dealers’ ladies, many of whom came thronging
round, with Hilary’s bright complexion, gay address, and complaisancy.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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