Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: HTML Edition — John Shaqi
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: HTML EditionCarroll, Lewis
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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: HTML Edition
Carroll, Lewis
Alice (Fictitious character from Carroll) -- Juvenile fiction; Children's stories; Fantasy fiction; Imaginary places -- Juvenile fiction
'But then,' thought Alice, 'shall I _never_ get any older
than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way--never to be an old
woman-- but then--always to have lessons to learn! Oh, I
shouldn't like _that_!'
'Oh, you foolish Alice!' she answered herself. 'How can you
learn lessons in here? Why, there's hardly room for you, and no
room at all for any lesson-books!'
And so she went on, taking first one side and then the other,
and making quite a conversation of it altogether; but after a few
minutes she heard a voice outside, and stopped to listen.
'Mary Ann! Mary Ann!' said the voice. 'Fetch me my gloves this
moment!' Then came a little pattering of feet on the stairs.
Alice knew it was the Rabbit coming to look for her, and she
trembled till she shook the house, quite forgetting that she was
now about a thousand times as large as the Rabbit, and had no
reason to be afraid of it.
Presently the Rabbit came up to the door, and tried to open
it; but, as the door opened inwards, and Alice's elbow was
pressed hard against it, that attempt proved a failure. Alice
heard it say to itself 'Then I'll go round and get in at the
window.'
'_That_ you won't' thought Alice, and, after waiting till
she fancied she heard the Rabbit just under the window, she
suddenly spread out her hand, and made a snatch in the air. She
did not get hold of anything, but she heard a little shriek and a
fall, and a crash of broken glass, from which she concluded that
it was just possible it had fallen into a cucumber-frame, or
something of the sort.
Next came an angry voice--the Rabbit's--'Pat! Pat! Where are
you?' And then a voice she had never heard before, 'Sure then I'm
here! Digging for apples, yer honour!'
'Digging for apples, indeed!' said the Rabbit angrily. 'Here!
Come and help me out of _this_!' (Sounds of more broken
glass.)
'Now tell me, Pat, what's that in the window?'
'Sure, it's an arm, yer honour!' (He pronounced it
'arrum.')
'An arm, you goose! Who ever saw one that size? Why, it fills
the whole window!'
'Sure, it does, yer honour: but it's an arm for all that.'
'Well, it's got no business there, at any rate: go and take it
away!'
There was a long silence after this, and Alice could only hear
whispers now and then; such as, 'Sure, I don't like it, yer
honour, at all, at all!' 'Do as I tell you, you coward!' and at
last she spread out her hand again, and made another snatch in
the air. This time there were _two_ little shrieks, and more
sounds of broken glass. 'What a number of cucumber-frames there
must be!' thought Alice. 'I wonder what they'll do next! As for
pulling me out of the window, I only wish they _could_! I'm
sure I don't want to stay in here any longer!'
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