Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: HTML Edition — John Shaqi
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: HTML EditionCarroll, Lewis
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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: HTML Edition
Carroll, Lewis
Alice (Fictitious character from Carroll) -- Juvenile fiction; Children's stories; Fantasy fiction; Imaginary places -- Juvenile fiction
'All right, so far,' said the King, and he went on muttering
over the verses to himself: '"_We know it to be true--_"
that's the jury, of course-- "_I gave her one, they gave him
two--_" why, that must be what he did with the tarts, you
know--'
'But, it goes on "_they all returned from him to you,_"'
said Alice.
'Why, there they are!' said the King triumphantly, pointing to
the tarts on the table. 'Nothing can be clearer than _that_.
Then again--"_before she had this fit-_-" you never had
_fits_, my dear, I think?' he said to the Queen.
'Never!' said the Queen furiously, throwing an inkstand at the
Lizard as she spoke. (The unfortunate little Bill had left off
writing on his slate with one finger, as he found it made no
mark; but he now hastily began again, using the ink, that was
trickling down his face, as long as it lasted.)
'Then the words don't _fit_ you,' said the King, looking
round the court with a smile. There was a dead silence.
'It's a pun!' the King added in an offended tone, and
everybody laughed, 'Let the jury consider their verdict,' the
King said, for about the twentieth time that day.
'No, no!' said the Queen. 'Sentence first--verdict
afterwards.'
'Stuff and nonsense!' said Alice loudly. 'The idea of having
the sentence first!'
'Hold your tongue!' said the Queen, turning purple.
'I won't!' said Alice.
'Off with her head!' the Queen shouted at the top of her
voice. Nobody moved.
'Who cares for you?' said Alice, (she had grown to her full
size by this time.) 'You're nothing but a pack of cards!'
At this the whole pack rose up into the air, and came flying
down upon her: she gave a little scream, half of fright and half
of anger, and tried to beat them off, and found herself lying on
the bank, with her head in the lap of her sister, who was gently
brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down from the
trees upon her face.
'Wake up, Alice dear!' said her sister; 'Why, what a long
sleep you've had!'
'Oh, I've had such a curious dream!' said Alice, and she told
her sister, as well as she could remember them, all these strange
Adventures of hers that you have just been reading about; and
when she had finished, her sister kissed her, and said, 'It
_was_ a curious dream, dear, certainly: but now run in to
your tea; it's getting late.' So Alice got up and ran off,
thinking while she ran, as well she might, what a wonderful dream
it had been.
But her sister sat still just as she left her, leaning her
head on her hand, watching the setting sun, and thinking of
little Alice and all her wonderful Adventures, till she too began
dreaming after a fashion, and this was her dream:--
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