"Everything is so strange!" confessed the open-hearted Angus. "Those dogs we saw just now--the people with their sabots--the country carts, like wheelbarrows with three wheels--the little shrines at the cross-roads--the very children talking French so glibly--" "Wonderful how they pick it up!" agreed Cockerell. But the sarcasm was lost on his companion, whose attention was now riveted upon an approaching body of infantry, about fifty strong. "What troops are those, please?" Cockerell knitted his brows sardonically. "It's rather hard to tell at this distance," he said; "but I rather think they are the Grenadier Guards." Two minutes later the procession had been met and passed. It consisted entirely of elderly gentlemen in ill-fitting khaki, clumping along upon their flat feet and smoking clay pipes. They carried shovels on their shoulders, and made not the slightest response when called upon by the soldierly old corporal who led them to give Mr. Cockerell "eyes left!" On the contrary, engaged as they were in heated controversy or amiable conversation with one another, they cut him dead. Angus M'Lachlan said nothing for quite five minutes. Then-- "I suppose," he said almost timidly, "that those were members of a _Reserve_ Regiment of the Guards?" Cockerell, who had never outgrown certain characteristics which most of us shed upon emerging from the Lower Fourth, laughed long and loud. "That crowd? They belong to one of the Labour Battalions. They make roads, and dig support trenches, and sling mud about generally. Wonderful old sportsmen! Pleased as Punch when a shell falls within half a mile of them. Something to write home about. What? I say, I pulled your leg that time! Here we are at Headquarters. Come and report to the C.O. Grenadier Guards! My aunt!" * * * * * Angus, although his Celtic enthusiasm sometimes led him into traps, was no fool. He soon settled down in his new surroundings, and found favour with Colonel Kemp, which was no light achievement. "You won't find that the War, in its present stage, calls for any display of genius," the Colonel explained to Angus at their first interview. "I don't expect my officers to exhibit any quality but the avoidance of _sloppiness_. If I detail you to be at a certain spot, at a certain hour, with a certain number of men--a ration-party, or a working-party, or a burial-party, or anything you like,--all I ask is that you will be _there_, at the appointed hour, with the whole of your following. That may not sound a very difficult feat, but experience has taught me that if a man can achieve it, and can be _relied_ upon to achieve it, say, nine times out of ten--well, he is a pearl of price; and there is not a C.O. in the British Army who wouldn't scramble to get him! That's all, M'Lachlan. Good morning!"