All quiet on the Western FrontRemarque, Erich Maria
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All quiet on the Western Front
Remarque, Erich Maria
War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Last night we moved back and settled down to get a good sleep for
once: Katczinsky is right when he says it would not be such a bad war
if only one could get a little more sleep. In the line we have had
next to none, and fourteen days is a long time at one stretch.
It was noon before the first of us crawled out of our quarters. Half
an hour later every man had his mess-tin and we gathered at the
cook-house, which smelt greasy and nourishing. At the head of the
queue of course were the hungriest--little Albert Kropp, the clearest
thinker among us and therefore the first to be lance-corporal;
Müller, who still carries his school textbooks with him, dreams of
examinations, and during a bombardment mutters propositions in
physics; Leer, who wears a full beard and has a preference for the
girls from officers' brothels. He swears that they are obliged by an
army order to wear silk chemises and to bathe before entertaining
guests of the rank of major and upwards. And as the fourth, myself,
Paul Bäumer. All four are nineteen years of age, and all four joined
up from the same class as volunteers for the war.
Close behind us were our friends: Tjaden, a skinny lock-smith of our
own age, the biggest eater of the company. He sits down to eat as
thin as a grasshopper and gets up as big as a bug in the family way;
Haie Westhus, of the same age, a peat-digger, who can easily hold a
ration-loaf in his hand and say: Guess what I've got in my fist; then
Detering, a peasant, who thinks of nothing but his farm-yard and his
wife; and finally Stanislaus Katczinsky, the leader of our group,
shrewd, cunning, and hard-bitten, forty years of age, with a face of
the soil, blue eyes, bent shoulders, and a remarkable nose for dirty
weather, good food, and soft jobs.
Our gang formed the head of the queue before the cook-house. We were
growing impatient, for the cook paid no attention to us.
Finally Katczinsky called out to him: "Say, Heinrich, open up the
soup-kitchen. Anyone can see the beans are done."
He shook his head sleepily: "You must all be there first." Tjaden
grinned: "We are all here."
The sergeant-cook still took no notice. "That may do for you," he
said. "But where are the others?"
"They won't be fed by you to-day. They're either in the
dressing-station or pushing up daisies."
The cook was quite disconcerted as the facts dawned on him. He was
staggered. "And I have cooked for one hundred and fifty men----"
Kropp poked him in the ribs. "Then for once we'll have enough. Come
on, begin!"
Suddenly a vision came over Tjaden. His sharp, mousey features began
to shine, his eyes grew small with cunning, his jaws twitched, and he
whispered hoarsely: "Man! then you've got bread for one hundred and
fifty men too, eh?"
The sergeant-cook nodded absent-minded, and bewildered.
Tjaden seized him by the tunic. "And sausage?"
Ginger nodded again.
Tjaden's chaps quivered. "Tobacco too?"
"Yes, everything."
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