All quiet on the Western FrontRemarque, Erich Maria
History
All quiet on the Western Front
Remarque, Erich Maria
War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
On the right side of the meadow a large common latrine has been
built, a well-planned and durable construction. But that is for
recruits who as yet have not learned how to make the most of whatever
comes their way. We look for something better. Scattered about
everywhere there are separate, individual boxes for the same purpose.
They are square, neat boxes with wooden sides all round, and have
unimpeachably satisfactory seats. On the sides are hand-grips
enabling one to shift them about. We move three together in a ring
and sit down comfortably. For two hours we have been here without
getting up.
I well remember how embarrassed we were as recruits in barracks when
we had to use the general latrine. There were no doors and twenty
men sat side by side as in a railway carriage, so that they could be
reviewed all at one glance, for soldiers must always be under
supervision.
Since then we have learned better than to be shy about such trifling
immodesties. In time things far worse than that came easy to us.
Here in the open air though, the business is entirely a pleasure. I
no longer understand why we should always have shied at it before.
It is, in fact, just as natural as eating and drinking. We did not
properly appreciate these boxes when we first enlisted; they were new
to us and did not fill such an important rôle--but now they have long
been a matter of course.
The soldier is on friendlier terms than other men with his stomach
and intestines. Three-quarters of his vocabulary is derived from
these regions, and they give an intimate flavour to expressions of
his greatest joy as well as of his deepest indignation. It is
impossible to express oneself in any other way so clearly and
pithily. Our families and our teachers will be shocked when we go
home, but here it is the universal language.
Enforced publicity has in our eyes restored the character of complete
innocence to all these things. More than that, they are so much a
matter of course that their comfortable performance is fully as much
enjoyed as the playing of a safe top running flush. Not for nothing
was the word "latrine-rumour" invented; these places are the
regimental gossip-shops and common-rooms.
We feel ourselves for the time being better off than in any palatial
white-tiled "convenience." _There_ it can only be hygienic; _here_
it is beautiful.
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