"Jenny sent her love to you," said Charley; "she will call shortly.
She complains of being tired out with the labor of rectifying the
disorders of John's bachelor establishment. She treated us, at tea,
to a summary of his domestic economy. Half of the time, he forgot to
go to market, and wondered at the want of variety in the fare. The
cook was consulted, and hinted at the cause. The ensuing day, he laid
in provisions for a week, particularly of such commodities as frugal
housewives do not care to have on hand in hot weather. He bought a pair
of parlor lamps. 'You wished to surprise me by this handsome present, I
suppose,' said Jenny.
"'Why no--I should not have purchased them if the old ones had not been
worn out,' said he.
"'Worn out! when we have not had them six months!'
"'Yes!' answered he, positively. 'They would not burn--went out as fast
as I lighted them; and worse than that, the new ones have got into the
same way. I complained to W----, and he said they were the best he had.'
"'Very odd!' said Jenny, 'unscrewing one of the lamps. Why, Mr. Dana!
there is no oil in it! Have they been filled regularly?'
"'Never thought of it once!' exclaimed John, foolishly.
"See how useless marrying makes a man!
"Rather, how comfortless he is without a wife;" responded Ida. "As
respects order and management in household matters, I have an idea that
you bachelors are not much superior to the Tartars."
"Say on a par with the Hottentots, and you will be nearer the truth;"
said Lynn. "Nothing can be well-done that is unnatural. Not one man in
a hundred has a talent for housekeeping; some acquire a smattering of
the science, and make themselves ridiculous by an offensive display of
it. Their wives should rig them in kitchen aprons, set them to rolling
out pie-crust, and officiate as their substitutes in the shop, office,
or counting-room. There is a loud hue and cry after 'strong-minded
women;' who says any thing about weak-minded men?"
"You do not consider that the feebler intellect belongs of necessity,
to the feebler body, do you?" asked Charley.
"Not I! Do away with this absurd antipathy to clever women; give them
our advantages of education, and they will outshine us mentally, as
they do morally. The mind of a woman is a wonderful thing; like the
scimetar of Saladin, it cuts through, at a single stroke what our
clumsy blades have hacked at in vain. Light, graceful, delicate--it
does not lack power because it has beauty."
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