"It is very pleasant to listen to agreeable speeches, even when we
know them to be flattery," said Ida; "I acquit you of insincerity, Mr.
Holmes--I perceive that Mr. Dana sides with you--but permit me to say,
that I know more of the mental calibre of my sex than either of you.
To a certain point, we can rival you successfully--like the hare and
tortoise--we run well for a time, and laugh at your plodding; but we
have not the taste or ability to bear you company to the goal. As well
compare the bounding flight of the lark to the heaven-ward sweep of
the eagle. We cannot reason--we are persuaded because we _feel_ that a
truth exists--for our lives, we could not tell you why we believe."
"And this is an argument to establish your inferiority!" exclaimed
Lynn. "Where is the use of reasoning? I would trust a true woman's
intuition in preference to all the systems of logic and induction,
the blundering, lumbering brain of man has built. Do not depreciate
this angelic faculty, Miss Ida; you hold it in common with higher
intelligences."
"Yes!--I doubt if Gabriel bothers his head with syllogisms or
logarithms," said Charley. "Two to one--Miss Ida--give up!"
"Men are inconsistent creatures," said she. "They will have it we are
their superiors,--exhaust dictionaries and their imaginations to load
us with exalted epithets; and behave, as though we were children, to
be coaxed with sugar-plums. An angel in theory, the corporeal woman
is soundly rated if dinner is late, or a room unswept. We are 'akin
to higher intelligences,'--but let one presume to measure lances with
a lord of creation in a conflict of minds, and how quickly is she
assailed by the hoots of her professed adorers! You will allege that
she has stepped out of her sphere. Granted--but according to your
belief, she has stooped to your level, and you should be grateful for
the grace. Is it so? 'The ladith are divine, tho long ath they don't
meddle with thubjects above their comprehenthion;' lisps the dandy
whose organs of speech serve to distinguish him from a marmoset;--and
wise doctors of law and medicine and divinity, read us homilies upon
the modesty, the humility, the submissiveness of the softer sex, and
recommend St. Paul to our diligent perusal. We are not cherubim,--nor
yet slaves;--not your superiors; and in mind are far from being your
equals; but we _do_ hold that we are, or ought to be qualified for your
companions; and that your happiness and ours would be enhanced if you
would throw sentimental nonsense overboard, and take this practical,
every day view of the case."
"Let a lady alone for making her side good!" said Charley. "We'll
call it square, and quit--which Lynn will inform you, is a cowardly
way of acknowledging ourselves beaten. I never argued with one of you
yet, that I was not glad to sneak off in five minutes after the first
broadside."
"Their right makes their might;" observed Lynn, gallantly.
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