Ambrose Lavendale, DiplomatOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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Ambrose Lavendale, Diplomat
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English; Spy stories, English
Even in that moment's pause, when the little man laid down his
newspaper and was staring up at his questioner in manifest surprise,
Lavendale felt that his proceeding had attracted the strongest interest
from the young woman seated only a few feet away. She had leaned ever
so slightly forward. A coffee cup with which she had been toying had
been noiselessly returned to its saucer. It was genuine interest,
this, not curiosity.
'Say, how's that?' the little man exclaimed. 'Ask me a question? Why,
I don't know as there'd be any harm in that. I'm not promising that
I'll answer it.'
'I was in the bar a moment ago,' Lavendale continued, 'when they were
talking of these poisonous gases which the Germans are using. I heard
you ask a question and I heard the answer. You were apparently for the
first time informed of this new practice of theirs. Will you tell me
why, when you heard of it, you laughed?'
The little man nodded his head slowly as though in response to some
thought.
'Sit down, young fellow,' he invited. 'Are you an American?'
'I am,' Lavendale admitted. 'My name is Ambrose Lavendale and I was
attached to the Embassy here until last August.'
'That so?' the other replied with some interest. 'Well, mine's Hurn.
I don't know a soul in London and you may be useful to me, so if you
like I'll answer your question. You thought my laugh abominable, I
guess?'
'I did,' Lavendale assented,--'we all did. I dare say you heard some
of the comments that followed you out!'
'It was a selfish laugh, perhaps,' the little man continued
thoughtfully, 'but it was not an inhuman one. Now, sir, I will answer
your question. I will tell you what that piece of information which I
heard at the bar, and which I find in the paper here, means to me and
means to the world. Hold tight, young man. I am going to make a
statement which, if you are sensible enough to believe it, will take
your breath away. If you don't, you'll think I'm a lunatic. Are you
ready?'
'Go ahead,' Lavendale invited. 'I guess my nerves are in pretty good
order.'
Mr. Hurn laid the flat of his hand upon the table and looked upwards at
his companion. He spoke very slowly and very distinctly.
'I can stop the war,' he declared.
Lavendale smiled at him incredulously--the man was mad!
'Really?' he exclaimed. 'Well, you'll be the greatest benefactor the
world has ever known, if you can.'
The little man, who had arrived at the final stage of his luncheon,
helped himself to another pat of butter.
'You don't believe me, of course,' he said, 'yet it happens that I am
speaking the truth. You are thinking, I guess, that I am a pitifully
insignificant little unit in this great city, in this raging world.
Yet I have spoken the solid truth. I can stop the war, and, if you
like, you can help me.'
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