Children's stories, American; Fairy tales; Fairy tales -- United States; Short stories
Suddenly Mr. Bostwick, who was a big man, began to sing in a shrill,
tremolo soprano voice. It was not the same song Bessie was playing, and
the discord was shocking that the professor smiled, the senator put his
hands to his ears and Mrs. Bostwick cried in a horrified voice:
“William!”
Her husband continued to sing as if endeavoring to emulate the famous
Christine Nillson, and paid no attention whatever to his wife or his
guests.
Fortunately the dinner gong now sounded, and Mrs. Bostwick dragged
Bessie from the piano and ushered her guests into the dining-room. Mr.
Bostwick followed, singing “The Last Rose of Summer” as if it had been
an encore demanded by a thousand delighted hearers.
The poor woman was in despair at witnessing her husband’s undignified
actions and wondered what she might do to control him. The professor
seemed more grave than usual; the senator’s face wore an offended
expression, and Bessie kept moving her fingers as if she still wanted
to play the piano.
Mrs. Bostwick managed to get them all seated, although her husband had
broken into another aria; and then the maid brought in the soup.
When she carried a plate to the professor, he cried, in an excited
voice:
“Hold it higher! Higher—I say!” And springing up he gave it a sudden
kick that sent it nearly to the ceiling, from whence the dish descended
to scatter soup over Bessie and the maid and to smash in pieces upon
the crown of the professor’s bald head.
At this atrocious act the senator rose from his seat with an
exclamation of horror and glanced at his hostess.
For some time Mrs. Bostwick had been staring straight ahead, with a
dazed expression; but now, catching the senator’s eye, she bowed
gracefully and began reciting “The Charge of the Light Brigade” in
forceful tones.
The senator shuddered. Such disgraceful rioting he had never seen nor
heard before in a decent private family. He felt that his reputation
was at stake, and, being the only sane person, apparently, in the room,
there was no one to whom he might appeal.
The maid had run away to cry hysterically in the kitchen; Mr. Bostwick
was singing “O Promise Me;” the professor was trying to kick the globes
off the chandelier; Mrs. Bostwick had switched her recitation to “The
Boy Stood on the Burning Deck,” and Bessie had stolen into the parlor
and was pounding out the overture from the “Flying Dutchman.”
The senator was not at all sure he would not go crazy himself,
presently; so he slipped away from the turmoil, and, catching up his
had and coat in the hall, hurried from the house.
That night he sat up late writing a political speech he was to deliver
the next afternoon at Faneuil hall, but his experiences at the
Bostwicks’ had so unnerved him that he could scarcely collect his
thoughts, and often he would pause and shake his head pityingly as he
remembered the strange things he had seen in that usually respectable
home.
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