Children's stories, American; Fairy tales; Fairy tales -- United States; Short stories
“And we had won such fine reputations in Italy!” said Beni,
regretfully.
“Perhaps Uncle Walter wanted to reform you,” suggested Martha.
“Are there, then, no bandits in Chicago?” asked Victor.
“Well,” replied the girl, blushing in her turn, “we do not call them
bandits.”
“Then what shall we do for a living?” inquired Beni, despairingly.
“A great deal can be done in a big American city,” said the child. “My
father is a lawyer” (the bandits shuddered), “and my mother’s cousin is
a police inspector.”
“Ah,” said Victor, “that is a good employment. The police need to be
inspected, especially in Italy.”
“Everywhere!” added Beni.
“Then you could do other things,” continued Martha, encouragingly. “You
could be motor men on trolley cars, or clerks in a department store.
Some people even become aldermen to earn a living.”
The bandits shook their heads sadly.
“We are not fitted for such work,” said Victor. “Our business is to
rob.”
Martha tried to think.
“It is rather hard to get positions in the gas office,” she said, “but
you might become politicians.”
“No!” cried Beni, with sudden fierceness; “we must not abandon our high
calling. Bandits we have always been, and bandits we must remain!”
“’Tis so!” agreed the fat man.
“Even in Chicago there must be people to rob,” remarked Victor, with
cheerfulness.
Martha was distressed.
“I think they have all been robbed,” she objected.
“Then we can rob the robbers, for we have experience and talent beyond
the ordinary,” said Beni.
“Oh, dear; oh, dear!” moaned the girl; “why did Uncle Walter ever send
you here in this chest?”
The bandits became interested.
“That is what we should like to know,” declared Victor, eagerly.
“But no one will ever know, for Uncle Walter was lost while hunting
elephants in Africa,” she continued, with conviction.
“Then we must accept our fate and rob to the best of our ability,” said
Victor. “So long as we are faithful to our beloved profession we need
not be ashamed.”
“’Tis so!” cried the fat man.
“Brothers! we will begin now. Let us rob the house we are in.”
“Good!” shouted the others and sprang to their feet.
Beni turned threateningly upon the child.
“Remain here!” he commanded. “If you stir one step your blood will be
on your own head!” Then he added, in a gentler voice: “Don’t be afraid;
that’s the way all bandits talk to their captives. But of course we
wouldn’t hurt a young lady under any circumstances.”
“Of course not,” said Victor.
The fat man drew a big knife from his belt and flourished it about his
head.
“S’blood!” he ejaculated, fiercely.
“S’bananas!” cried Beni, in a terrible voice.
“Confusion to our foes!” hissed Victor.
And then the three bent themselves nearly double and crept stealthily
down the stairway with cocked pistols in their hands and glittering
knives between their teeth, leaving Martha trembling with fear and too
horrified to even cry for help.
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