Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the UntersbergHartmann, Franz
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Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the Untersberg
Hartmann, Franz
Fantasy fiction; German fiction -- Translations into English
Cravatu then motioned to another gnome who carried a fiddle under his
arm, and that fellow, understanding the order, began to play a jig.
I am a great lover of music, and love to dance, and this surely was
the best Irish jig I ever listened to; but I did not want to make an
exhibition of myself before the king, and resisted the impulse. At
last, however, the music got the best of me, my legs began to jerk, and
before I really knew what I was doing, I danced the jig as lively as I
ever danced one in my life.
“He dreams that he is a man,” said the king, “but he is only a product
of nature. If you stick his body with a pin, it jumps; if you fiddle
to his legs, he dreams that he must dance. I do not perceive any
spirit nor anything supernatural in him; he is only a composition of
semi-intelligent forces of nature. One can make such a compound do what
one likes. We can make it amiable or disagreeable, gay or sorry, angry
or contented, envious or generous, jealous, furious, or whatever one
likes.”
While the king spoke these words, the princess gave a faint cry, and as
I looked at her I saw that the silvery white of her star had assumed a
bluish tint. This was noticed by all the gnomes, and they became very
much alarmed.
“Her royal highness, the princess, has fallen in love,” cried Cravatu,
in a sorrowful tone, and the king quickly replied--
“Let the physician of the court be summoned immediately.”
These words were hardly spoken when the doctor made his appearance. He
was an old fellow, with a benevolent expression, wearing a blue cape
with yellow borders. He had a grey beard, and wore a pair of golden
spectacles.
Unlike our doctors, he did not ask the patient any questions; he
did not feel her pulse, nor even look at her tongue; but, like all
gnomes, he knew things by direct perception, and saw immediately what
was the matter with her. Turning to the king he expressed his sorrow
that such an unfortunate accident should have happened to a member
of the royal family, and for the purpose of removing the cause of the
disease, he advised the king that the object of the affection of the
princess--meaning myself--should have his head sawed off immediately.
To my horror, Adalga consented cheerfully, and the king was about to
give the required order, when the doctor spoke again, and said--
“If her royal highness would consent to wait until the next night, I
would propose to preserve the subject, and instead of sawing its head
off, have it dissected alive in the presence of the medical faculty,
as it would be very interesting to our physiologists to see of what
material spooks are made. If the princess would consent to have that
much patience, the whole profession would be thankful to her.”
The princess declared herself willing to wait, and said that the
sensation she experienced was rather pleasant that painful to her.
Thereupon the king said in a stern manner--
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