Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the UntersbergHartmann, Franz
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Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the Untersberg
Hartmann, Franz
Fantasy fiction; German fiction -- Translations into English
“Seeing is deceptive,” answered the baboon, “but we will see whether we
cannot reason it out. Wait till I come down.”
So saying, the monkey stopped his motions, and to my horror I saw him
unfastening his hands from the crossbar. Climbing down the yellow
stick, he joined the whisky-jug and the nut-cracker, and all three
searched the place and almost stumbled over me, but they did not see
me.
“There is nothing,” said the baboon. “However, there can be no doubt
that Schneider is dead, and the only thing to be regretted about it is
that he did not die in the interest of science. If we had known that
he was going to die anyhow, we might have subjected him to certain
experiments.”
Strange to say, during this dream I had no thought of being a Mulligan;
but my individuality was changed back to Mr Schneider. When I awoke
Schneider was gone, and I was once more Mulligan.
“_De mortuis nil nisi bene!_” drawled out the nut-cracker. “But if
Schneider had died in the interest of science, it would have been the
first useful thing he ever did.” So saying, the nut-cracker clapped his
jaws.
The whisky-jug blinked with his little eyes and added, “He meant well,
but----”
I knew what he was going to say, and this made me very angry. I
therefore jumped at him and gave him a box on the ear; but my fist
went quite through his head, and it had no other effect upon him
than stopping his sentence. He did not seem to notice it; but I now
knew that I had died and become a spirit. I also saw that I could
take possession of people and use their organs of speech, and as the
nut-cracker was nearest to me, I went inside of him and caused him to
exclaim:--
“I will show you whether or not I am a well-meaning fool! Confound
you and your science! I have been among the gnomes and know that they
exist! but you are the blind fools who cannot see anything because you
are too stupid to open your eyes.”
“Brother Stiffbone has become insane,” said the baboon; “let us tie him
before he does us any injury.”
Thereupon the baboon and the whisky-jug went for me while I was in the
nut-cracker’s body, and I went in that shape for them. I snapped at
the baboon’s ear and gave him a black eye, and I tore out a handful of
hair from the head of the whisky-jug, who in his turn broke my--that
is to say, the nut-cracker’s nose. At last they got the best of me;
because the wooden limbs of the nut-cracker were so stiff and I could
not move them quickly enough. We fell down, and the baboon was kneeling
upon my breast when I awoke.
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