Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the UntersbergHartmann, Franz
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Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the Untersberg
Hartmann, Franz
Fantasy fiction; German fiction -- Translations into English
And “Hurrah for green!” was shouted by all, over and over again.
Owing to my eloquent speech green at once became the fashionable
colour, and everyone wanted to become green. They lauded and praised
me as the benefactor of gnomekind, and the ladies thronged around me,
congratulating me, and begging of me to give them a shade of green.
When order was somewhat restored I made a few more remarks, calling
everyone a traitor who would not join me in my predilection for green.
I said that the princess and I loved each other, and that I would have
married her in spite of her being blue; but now, as she had turned
green and resembled her mother, she had become a thousand times dearer
to my heart.
Here, however, I am bound to confess for the sake of truth that my
statements were not strictly correct, for the queen’s colour was of the
pure and beautiful hue of the emerald, while the colour of the princess
was an impure or dirty green, not at all comparable with the former.
However, we all knew that on certain occasions a few little rhetorical
liberties must be permitted.
The king was very much pleased; he believed every word I said. He
called me his benefactor and saviour of his country. He conferred
on me on the spot the office of Grand Chancellor of the Kingdom and
Superintendent of Public Schools. He decorated me with the insignia of
the Order of the Bull-frog, and consented that the ceremony confirming
my engagement to the princess should take place immediately, to be
followed by the marriage as soon as the three dwarfs would return with
their discovery of the sun.
When the king had finished giving this decision, he embraced me and the
princess, and this was also done by the queen and her maids, by the
ministers and high dignitaries that were present, and by their wives
and daughters, mothers and mothers-in-law; but the rest of the gnomes
danced and shouted and stood upon their heads, swinging their legs as
a token of joy. The princess was radiant with smiles, and we all were
very happy. Cravatu even said that this was the happiest day that had
ever been seen in the kingdom.
We returned to the palace, where preparations were made immediately for
a great festival. The best mushrooms that could be found were collected
and prepared by the best cooks. Some were boiled, others stewed, and
some dished up raw. The queen herself assisted in the kitchen work.
The court musicians arrived, the palace was decorated in great style,
and deputations came, not only from all parts of Bimbam’s country, but
also from neighbouring states. I received a fine suite of apartments
adjoining those of the king and the princess, together with a lot of
attending servants to keep my rooms continually illumined, for which
purpose the most radiant gnomes were selected.
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