Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the UntersbergHartmann, Franz
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Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the Untersberg
Hartmann, Franz
Fantasy fiction; German fiction -- Translations into English
But I will not impose upon the patience of the reader by describing the
festivities which took place when the still beautiful princess Adalga
became Mr Mulligan’s bride. I will only say that during the most solemn
moment of the ceremony, when the mutual promises were exchanged, it
seemed to me that I distinctly heard the triumphant croaking of a frog;
but no one else noticed it, and it may have been only an effect of my
own imagination.
[Illustration: EDUCATING THE GNOMES]
VII.
DIGGING FOR LIGHT.
I was now tolerably well satisfied. From the abject state of a nobody,
existing only as a “subject” for scientific observation, looked upon
as a hobgoblin, and doomed to vivisection prisoner of a jumping-jack,
I had suddenly become somebody of importance, owing to my cleverness
and to the credulity of the king. I saw myself now raised to the
highest dignity in the kingdom of the gnomes, and engaged to a most
amiable and charming--even if a little green--princess, and there was
momentarily nothing to be desired except the discovery of the sun and
the completion of my marriage.
This discovery of the sun caused me a certain uneasiness; but I hoped
that the king would not continue to insist upon that condition. A
considerable time had elapsed, and nothing was heard of the dwarfs or
their expedition. It seemed to me not at all improbable that they had
fallen into the hands of Professor Cracker, and were now bottled up
in alcohol, adorning the shelves of some museum. At all events, I had
not the faintest hope that even if they were to return, they would
have discovered anything worth speaking of, or be able to describe it,
and I therefore thought of means for persuading the king to alter the
stipulation in regard to my marriage, and to permit it to take place
before the discovery of the sun. This I did not think very difficult,
for the king was very changeable and did not seem to know his own
mind. Although, whenever he got some idea into his head, he was very
stubborn and self-willed, nevertheless he was easily led by the nose
by those who knew how to flatter him. His capriciousness was shown by
the rashness with which he ordered my execution, and his instability by
changing his mind and making me Grand Chancellor of his kingdom.
For this purpose I sought and obtained an interview with the king, and
asked his consent that the marriage between myself and the princess
should not be delayed. I proved to him by arguments that the sun could
not do otherwise but exist, and that it was merely a question of time
to discover it; that this event would perhaps not take place as soon as
we wished it, but that this would make no difference to the sun. I took
especial pains to explain to him that the interests of the state would
suffer by my being doomed to live as a bachelor.
But the king had never studied logic, and was inaccessible to my
arguments.
“I want the sun!” he cried, growing more than usually red in his face.
To this I replied--
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