"Send him up." When Knowles had gone, and he was alone, his Grace
showed signs of being slightly annoyed. He looked at his watch. "I
told her she'd better be in by four. She says that she's not feeling
well, and yet one would think that she was not aware of the fatigue
entailed in having the Prince to dinner, and a mob of people to
follow. I particularly wished her to lie down for a couple of hours."
Knowles ushered in not only Barnes, the coachman, but Moysey, the
footman, too. Both these persons seemed to be ill at ease. The Duke
glanced at them sharply. In his voice there was a suggestion of
impatience.
"What is the matter?"
Barnes explained as best he could.
"If you please, your Grace, we waited for the Duchess outside Cane and
Wilson's, the drapers. The Duchess came out, got into the carriage,
and Moysey shut the door, and her Grace said, 'Home!' and yet when we
got home she wasn't there."
"She wasn't where?"
"Her Grace wasn't in the carriage, your Grace."
"What on earth do you mean?"
"Her Grace did get into the carriage; you shut the door, didn't you?"
Barnes turned to Moysey. Moysey brought his hand up to his brow in a
sort of military salute--he had been a soldier in the regiment in
which, once upon a time, the Duke had been a subaltern:
"She did. The Duchess came out of the shop. She seemed rather in a
hurry, I thought. She got into the carriage, and she said, 'Home,
Moysey!' I shut the door, and Barnes drove straight home. We never
stopped anywhere, and we never noticed nothing happen on the way; and
yet when we got home the carriage was empty."
The Duke stared.
"Do you mean to tell me that the Duchess got out of the carriage while
you were driving full pelt through the streets without saying anything
to you, and without you noticing it?"
"The carriage was empty when we got home, your Grace."
"Was either of the doors open?"
"No, your Grace."
"You fellows have been up to some infernal mischief. You have made a
mess of it. You never picked up the Duchess, and you're trying to palm
this tale off on to me to save yourselves."
Barnes was moved to adjuration:
"I'll take my Bible oath, your Grace, that the Duchess got into the
carriage outside Cane and Wilson's."
Moysey seconded his colleague:
"I will swear to that, your Grace. She got into the carriage, and I
shut the door, and she said, 'Home, Moysey!'"
The Duke looked as if he did not know what to make of the story and
its tellers.
"What carriage did you have?"
"Her Grace's brougham, your Grace."
Knowles interposed:
"The brougham was ordered because I understood that the Duchess was
not feeling very well, and there's rather a high wind, your Grace."
The Duke snapped at him:
"What has that to do with it? Are you suggesting that the Duchess was
more likely to jump out of a brougham while it was dashing through the
streets than out of any other kind of vehicle?"
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