Upon a time, Mother Bunch, being at a wedding, where young men and maids
were met, who had a mind for some discourse with her, one young man
said, "Mother Bunch, we know you are a woman that has a judgment in many
things, I pray, tell my fortune." "I cannot tell fortunes," said she,
"but thou blinkest too much with one eye to be true to one woman." "Aye,
but, mother," says another, "what think you of me?" "Thou mayest come to
marry a lady, if thou canst but lay a great wager with her, three to
one; and if she wagers with thee, thou wilt be very likely to win, for
thou hast mettle in thee; but have a care she win not the odds, if she
does thou art clean gone. So farewell."
Now Mother Bunch took her leave; and going home, she met a maid going to
a wedding. "How do you do, mother?" "Thank you, daughter, whither are
you going?" "To the wedding, I believe; but hark you, mother, will you
sit down a little, I have something to say to you." "What is it,
daughter?" "When shall I be married?" "Would you fain be married?" "Yes,
mother, if I could get a good husband." "Then, daughter, I will tell you
the best I can, if you will take my advice. In the month of January are
many dangerous days for thee to take notice of; these are the first,
second, third, fourth, and fifth: there are a great many more; but if
thou marriest on these days, thy husband will cuckold thee, or thou wilt
make him one, or else you will soon be parted by one means or other; but
for all there be so many bad days in this month I can tell you of one
day which is lucky, and many young men and maids have a deal of heart's
ease on that day, or the day after, as I shall let you understand; it is
the 21st, called St. Agnes' day. This St. Agnes has a great favour for
young men and maids, and will bring their sweethearts, if they follow my
rules: Upon this day you must be sure to keep a fast, and neither eat
nor drink all that day, nor at night; neither let man, woman, nor child
kiss thee on that day; and thou must be sure, when thou goest to bed, to
say--
Now, St. Agnes, play thy part,
And send to me my own sweetheart;
And show me such a happy bliss,
This night to dream of a sweet kiss.
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