On Good Friday the men of Gotham consulted together what to do with
their white herrings, sprats, and salt fish, and agreed that all such
fish should be cast into a pond or pool in the midst of the town, that
the number of them might increase the next year. Therefore everyone that
had any fish left did cast them immediately into the pond. "Then," said
one, "I have gotten left so many red herrings." "Well," said another,
"and I have left so many whitings." Another cried out, "I have as yet
gotten so many sprats left." "And," said the last, "I have gotten so
many salt fishes, let them go together in the great pond, without any
distinction, and we may be sure to fare like lords the next year." At
the beginning of the next Lent, they immediately went about drawing the
pond, imagining they should have the fish, but were much surprised to
find nothing but a great eel. "Ah!" said they, "a mischief on this eel,
for he hath eaten up our fish." "What must we do with him?" said one.
"Chop him in pieces," said another. "Nay, not so," said another; "but
let us drown him." "Be it accordingly so," replied they all. So they
went immediately to another pond and cast the eel into the water. "Lay
there," said these wise men, "and shift for thyself, since you may not
expect help from us." So they left the eel to be drowned.
TALE VIII.
On a time the men of Gotham had forgotten to pay their rents to their
landlord; so one said to the other, "To-morrow must be pay-day, by whom
can we send our money?" So one said, "I have this day taken a hare and
she may carry it, for she is very quick-footed." "Be it so," replied the
rest; "she shall have a letter and a purse to put our money in, and we
can direct her the way." When the letter was written and the money put
into a purse, they tied them about the hare's neck, saying, "You must
first go to Loughborough and then to Leicester, and at Newark is our
landlord; then commend us to him and there is his due." The hare, as
soon as she got out of their hands, ran quite a contrary way. Some said,
"Thou must first go to Loughborough." Others said, "Let the hare alone,
for she can tell a nearer way than the best of us, let her go."
TALE IX.
A man of Gotham, that went mowing in the meadow, found a large
grasshopper. He instantly threw down his scythe and ran home to his
neighbour and said that the devil was at work in the field, and was
hopping among the grass. Then was every man ready with their clubs,
staves, halberts, and other weapons to kill the grasshopper. When they
came to the place where the grasshopper was, said one to the other, "Let
every man cross himself from the devil, for we will not meddle with
him." So they returned again and said, "We are blest this day that we
went no farther." "O, ye cowards!" said he that left the scythe in the
meadow, "help me to fetch my scythe." "No," answered they, "it is good
to sleep in a whole skin. It is much better for thee to lose thy scythe
than to mar us all."
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