This being yielded to and a supper provided, Thomas Usher and others
were invited to make up the feast, and unto whom Sir James told what had
happened. "Pho!" said Usher jeeringly, "it is no such great dishonour
for to be foiled by an English gentleman since Cæsar the Great was
himself driven back by their extraordinary courage." At this juncture
Meg came in, having got on her man's attire. "Then," said Sir James,
"this is that valiant gentleman whose courage I shall ever esteem."
Hereupon, she pulling off her hat, her hair fell about her ears, and she
said "I am no other than Long Meg of Westminster, and so you are
heartily welcome."
At this they all fell a-laughing. Nevertheless, at supper time,
according to agreement, Sir James was a proper page; and she, having
leave of her mistress, sat in state like her majesty. Thus Sir James was
disgraced for his love, and Meg was counted a proper woman.
CHAPTER V.
_Her Usage to the Bailiff of Westminster, who came into
her Mistress's and arrested her Friend._
A bailiff, having for the purpose took forty shillings, arrested a
gentleman in Meg's mistress's house, and desired the company to keep
peace. She, coming in, asked what was the matter. "O," said he, "I'm
arrested." "Arrested! and in our house? Why this unkind act to arrest
one in our house; but, however, take an angel and let him go." "No,"
said the bailiff, "I cannot, for the creditor is at the door." "Bid him
come in," said she, "and I'll make up the matter." So the creditor came
in; but, being found obstinate, she rapped him on the head with a quart
pot and bid him go out of doors like a knave. "He can but go to prison,"
quoth she, "where he shall not stay long if all the friends I have can
fetch him out."
The creditor went away with a good knock, and the bailiff was going with
his prisoner. "Nay," said she, "I'll bring a fresh pot to drink with
him." She came into the parlour with a rope, and, knitting her brows,
"Sir Knave," said she, "I'll learn thee to arrest a man in our house.
I'll make thee a spectacle for all catchpoles;" and, tossing the rope
round his middle, said to the gentleman, "Sir, away, shift for yourself;
I'll pay the bailiff his fees before he and I part." Then she dragged
the bailiff unto the back side of the house, making him go up to his
chin in a pond, and then paid him his fees with a cudgel, after which he
went away with the amends in his hands, for she was so well beloved that
no person would meddle with her.
CHAPTER VI.
_Of her meeting with a Nobleman, and her Usage to
him and to the Watch._
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