Now it happened she once put on a suit of man's apparel. The same night
it fell out that a young nobleman, being disposed for mirth, would go
abroad to see the fashions, and, coming down the Strand, espies her;
and, seeing such a tall fellow, asked him whither he was going. "Marry,"
said she, "to St. Nicholas's to buy a calve's head." "How much money
hast thou?" "In faith," said she, "little enough; will you lend me any?"
"Aye," said he; and, putting his thumb into her mouth, said, "There's a
tester." She gave him a good box on the ear, and said, "There's a groat;
now I owe you twopence." Whereupon the nobleman drew, and his man too;
and she was as active as they, so together they go. But she drove them
before her into a little chandler's shop, insomuch that the constable
came in to part the fray, and, having asked what they were, the nobleman
told his name, at which they all pulled off their caps. "And what is
your name?" said the constable. "Mine," said she, "is Cuthbert Curry
Knave." Upon this the constable commanded some to lay hold on her and
carry her to the compter. She out with her sword and set upon the watch,
and behaved very resolutely; but the constable calling for clubs, Meg
was forced to cry out, "Masters, hold your hands, I am your friend; hurt
not Long Meg of Westminster." So they all stayed their hands, and the
nobleman took them all to the tavern; and thus ended the fray.
CHAPTER VII.
_Meg goes a shroving, fights the Thieves of St. James's
Corner, and makes them restore Father Willis,
the Carrier, his hundred marks._
Not only the cities of London and Westminster, but Lancashire also, rung
of Meg's fame, so they desired old Willis, the carrier, to call upon
her, which he did, taking with him the other lasses. Meg was joyful to
see them, and it being Shrove Tuesday, Meg went with them to
Knightsbridge, and spent most of the day with repeating tales of their
friends in Lancashire; and so tarried the carrier, who again and again
inquired how all did there, and made the time seem shorter than it was.
The night growing on, the carrier and the two other lasses were
importunate to be gone, but Meg was loath to set out, and so stayed
behind to discharge the reckoning, and promised to overtake them.
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