Our hero, exercising his profession at Milbury, where the squire's
father lived, and to whom the son was come on a visit, Mr. Carew made
application to him, and knocking at the door, on its being opened, saw
the young squire sitting alone, whom Mr. Rhodes interrupted by saying he
"was twice in one day imposed on by that rogue Carew, of whose gang you
may likely be: besides, I do not live here, but am a stranger." In the
meantime comes the old squire, with a bottle of wine in his hand, giving
Carew a wink to let him understand he knew him, and then very gravely
inquired into the circumstances of his misfortunes, and also of the
affairs and inhabitants of Dartmouth, from whence he pretended to have
sailed several times, of all which he gave a full and particular
account, whereupon the old squire gave him half-a-crown, and the young
one the same; on which Carew and the old man burst into laughter, and
discovered the whole affair, at which Squire Rhodes was a little
chagrined at being imposed on a third time; but, on recollecting the
expertness of the performer, was well satisfied, and they spent the
remainder of the day in mirth and jollity.
At Bristol he dressed himself like a poor mechanic, and then going out
into the streets, acted the religious madman, talking in a raving manner
about Messrs. Whitfield and Wesley, as though he was disordered in his
mind by their preaching; calling in a furious manner, every step, upon
the Virgin Mary, Pontius Pilate, and Mary Magdalene, and acting every
part of a man religiously mad; sometimes walking with his eyes fixed
upon the ground, and then on a sudden he would break out in some
passionate expressions about religion. This behaviour greatly excited
the curiosity and compassion of the people; some of them talked to him,
but he answered everything they said in a wild and incoherent manner;
and, as compassion is generally the forerunner of charity, he was
relieved by most of them.
Next morning he appeared in a morning gown, still acting the madman, and
addressed himself to all the posts of the street, as if they were
saints, lifting up his hands and eyes to heaven, in a fervent but
distracted manner, and making use of so many extravagant gestures, that
he astonished the whole city. Going through Castle Street he met the
Rev. Mr. Bone, whom he accosted with his arms thrown around him, and
insisted, in a raving manner, he should tell him who was the father of
the morning star; which frightened the parson so much, that he took to
his heels and ran for it, Carew running after him, till the parson was
obliged to take shelter in a house.
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