An account of the giants lately discovered : $b In a letter to a friend in the countryWalpole, Horace
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An account of the giants lately discovered : $b In a letter to a friend in the country
Walpole, Horace
Byron, John, 1723-1786; Patagonia (Argentina and Chile)
Captain _Byron_’s _Titans_ had more of the _Scavoir vivre_, and seeing
him advance alone, stopped. He came up with them, and addressed them
in all the Languages he knew, and that they did not. They replied in
the Giant-Tongue, which I am told a very reverend Critic, upon the
Strength of one Syllable which the Captain remembered, affirms is
plainly _Phœnician_. The Captain not being Master of that exceedingly
useful and obsolete Language, had the Misfortune of not comprehending a
Word they said. Had he been a deep Scholar, he would undoubtedly have
had recourse to Hieroglyphics, which the Learned tell us was the first
Way of conveying Instruction: But I must beg leave to observe that it
was very lucky the Captain had not so much Erudition. I do not know
whether he can draw or not, but most probably if he can, he had not his
Implements with him. At most perhaps a Black-Lead Pencil, or a Pen and
Ink, and the Cover of a Letter. He could not with such Tools have asked
many Questions; and as the Giants are probably not better Painters
than the _Egyptians_, he would have understood their Answers as little
as the Learned do the Figures on Obelisks. Thus he would have lost
his Time, and got no Information; or what is worse to every Man but a
Critic, have made a thousand absurd Guesses. The Captain having a great
Deal more Sense, and the Savages some, they naturally fell into that
_Succedaneum_ to Language, Signs. Yet I do not hear that either Side
gained much Information.
The first Thing, or rather first Sign, he said to them in this Dilemma,
was, _sit down_, which he explained by sitting down on the Ground
himself. The poor good Giants understood him, dismounted, and sat down
too. It is said, but far be it from me to affirm it, that when the
Captain (who I am told is upwards of Six Feet) rose again, the nearest
Giant to him, tho’ sitting, was taller than he.
An Hour or two was spent in fruitlesly endeavouring to understand one
another: All I hear the Captain comprehended, was, that the Giants
invited him very civily to go with them into the Woods, where, I
suppose, _Gigantopolis_ stands, and their King resides, who, no doubt,
is at least two Feet taller than the tallest of his Grenadiers. The
Captain declined the Offer, at which these polite Savages expressed
much Concern, but never once, as any still more polite People would
have done, attempted to force him.
When he took his leave they remained motionless, and continued so, as
he observed by his Glasses, till the Ship was out of their Sight.
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