An account of the giants lately discovered : $b In a letter to a friend in the countryWalpole, Horace
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An account of the giants lately discovered : $b In a letter to a friend in the country
Walpole, Horace
Byron, John, 1723-1786; Patagonia (Argentina and Chile)
What the Government means by pocketing a whole Nation of Giants, is
not to be conceived. It ought again to draw down the Vengeance of
their Antagonists on the present Ministers. I am sure they have done
nothing worse. Who knows but at this Instant they may be preparing to
pour in Forty or Fifty thousand Giants upon us? Their Love of Liberty,
their Tenderness of the Constitution, their Lenity, Mildness and
Disinterestedness, their Attention to the Merchants, in short, all
their Virtues may be affected, and only calculated to lull us asleep,
until the fatal Blow is struck. I own my Apprehensions are gloomy; yet,
thank +God+, we have a pretty tall Opposition, who will not suffer us
to be enslaved by any Thing higher than themselves.
In the mean Time, till we know something of the Matter, it is to be
hoped, that all speculative Authors, who are so kind as to govern and
reform the World through the Channel of the News Papers, will turn
their Thoughts to Plans for settling this new acquired Country. I call
it new acquired, because whoever finds a Country, though Nobody has
lost it, is from that Instant intitled to take a Possession of it for
himself, or his Sovereign. _Europe_ has no other Title to _America_,
except Force and Murder, which are rather the executive Parts of
Government than a Right. Though _Spain_ pretends a Knowledge of our
Giants, she has forfeited all Pretensions to their Allegiance, by
concealing the Discovery; as is plain from the Decision of the _Canon_
Law, _Tit. de novis regionibus non abscondendis_.
The first Thought that will occur to every good Christian, is, that
this Race of Giants ought to be exterminated, and their Country
colonized; but I have already mentioned the great Utility that may
be drawn from them in the Light of Slaves. I have also said, that
a moderate Importation might be tolerated for the Sake of mending
our Breed; but I would by no Means come into a Project I have heard
dropped, and in which Propagation would not be concerned, I mean the
Scheme of bringing over a Number of Giants for second Husbands to
Dowagers. _Ireland_ is already kept in a State of Humiliation. We
check their Trade, and do not allow them to avail themselves of the
best situated Harbours in the World. Matrimony is their only Branch of
Commerce unrestricted, and it would be a most crying Injustice to clog
that too.
In truth, we are not sufficiently acquainted with these Goliaths to
decide peremptorily on their Properties. No Account of them has been
yet transmitted to the Royal Society: But it would be exceedingly
adviseable, that a Jury of Matrons should be sent in the next
embarkation to make a report; and old Women for old Women, I would
trust to the Analysis of the Matrons in preference to that of the
Philosophers.
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