Shooting.
"Peace upon Earth, Goodwill to men!"
So greet we Christmas Day.
Oh Christian load your gun and then,
O Christian, out and slay!
[Illustration: September.]
Golf.
Why Golf is Art and Art is Golf
we have not far to seek--
So much depends upon the lie,
so much upon the cleek.
[Illustration: October.]
Boxing.
Read here the Moral roundly writ
For him that into battle goes--
Each soul that, hitting hard and hit,
Encounters gross or ghostly foes:--
Prince, blown by many overthrows
Half blind with shame, half choked with dirt
_Man cannot tell but Allah knows
How much the other side was hurt!_
[Illustration: November.]
Skating.
Over the ice she flies
Perfect and poised and fair--
Stars in my true-love's eyes
Teach me to do and to dare!
Now will I fly as she flies ...
Woe for the stars that misled!
Stars that I saw in her eyes
Now do I see in my head!
[Illustration: December.]
Now we must come away.
What are you out of pocket?
'Sorry to spoil your play,
But Somebody says we must pay--
And the candle's down to the socket--
Its horrible tallowy socket!
End of Project Gutenberg's An Almanac of Twelve Sports, by Rudyard Kipling
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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