An Almond for a Parrot: Being a reply to Martin Mar-Prelate.
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An Almond for a Parrot: Being a reply to Martin Mar-Prelate.
Marprelate controversy
there some foure or fiue dayes, to light in felowship with that famous
Francattip’ Harlicken, who perceiuing me to bee an English man by my
habit and speech, asked me many particulars, of the order and maner of
our playes, which he termed by the name of representations: amongst other
talke he enquired of me if I knew any such Parabolano here in London,
as Signior Chiarlatano Kempino. Very well (quoth I,) and haue beene oft
in his company. He hearing me say so, began to embrace me a new, and
offered me all the courtesie he colde for his sake, saying, although he
knew him not, yet for the report he had hard of his pleasance, hee colde
not but bee in loue with his perfections being absent. As we were thus
discoursing, I hard such ringing of belles, such singing, such shouting,
as though Rhodes had beene recouered, or the Turke quite driuen out of
Christendome, therewithal I might behold an hundreth bonefiers together,
tables spred in the open streetes, and banquets brought in of all handes.
Demaunding the reason of him that was next me, he told the newes was
there (thankes be to God,) that there was a famous Schismatike one Martin
newe sprung vp in England, who by his bookes, libels, and writings,
had brought that to passe, which neither the Pope by his Seminaries,
Philip by his power, nor all the holy League by their vnderhand
practises and policies could at any time effect: for wheras they liued
at vnitie before, and might by no meanes be drawne vnto discord, hee
hath inuented such quiddities to set them together by the eares, that
now the temporaltie is readie to plucke out the throtes of the Cleargie,
and subiects to withdraw their allegeance from their Souerayne: so
that in short time, it is hoped they will bee vp in armes one against
another, whiles we aduantaged by this domesticall enuy, may inuade them
vnawares, when they shall not be able to resist. I, sory to heare of
these triumphes, coulde not rest till I had related these tidinges to my
countrimen. If thou hast them at the second hand, (fellow Kempe) impute
it to the intercepting of my papers, that haue stayed for a good winde,
euer since the beginning of winter. Now they are arriued, make much of
them, and with the credit of thy clownery, protect thy Cutbert from
Carpers.
_Thine in the way of brotherhood,
Cutbert Curry-knaue._
An Almond for a Parrat.
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