Americans -- England -- Fiction; Girls -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Mr. Mafferton didn't say anything, and it occurred to me that perhaps I
had not expressed myself well.
'Do you notice,' I went on, 'how he wears his crown--all tipped to one
side? He reminds me just a little, Mr. Mafferton, with that type of
face--enterprising, you know--and hair that length, only it ought to
be dark, and if the crown were only a wide-brimmed, soft felt hat--he
reminds mo very much of those Californian ranchers and miners Bret Harte
and Joaquin Miller write about.'
'Do you mean cowboys?' asked Mr. Mafferton, in a way that told me he
wasn't going to agree with me.
'Yes, that kind of person. I think William the Conqueror would make a
beautiful cowboy--a regular "Terror of the Canyon."'
'Can't say I see it,' said Mr. Mafferton, fixing his eye upon the bass
'cello at the other end of the room.
'It isn't in that direction,' I said, and Mr. Mafferton became
exceedingly red. Then it occurred to me that possibly over here that
might be considered impertinent, so I did my best to make up for it.
'A very nice face, isn't it?' I went on. 'What is he particularly noted
for, Mr. Mafferton, besides the Curfew, and the Doomsday Book, and
introducing old families into England?'
Mr. Mafferton bit his moustache. I had never seen anybody bite his
moustache before, though I had always understood from novels that it
was done in England. Whether American gentlemen have better tempers, or
whether they are afraid of injuring it, or why the habit is not a common
one with us, I am unable to say.
'Really, Miss Wick,' Mr. Mafferton responded, with six degrees of frost,
'I--is there nothing about it in the catalogue? He established the only
date which would ever stick in my memory--1066. But you mustn't think he
brought all the old families in England over with him, Miss Wick--it is
incorrect.'
'"I daresay," I said; 'people get such curious ideas about England in
America, Mr. Mafferton.' But that did not seem to please Mr. Mafferton
either. 'I think they ought to know,' he said, so seriously that I
did not like to retaliate with any English misconceptions of American
matters. And from what I know of Mr. Mafferton now, I do not think he
would have seen the slightest parallel.
'How this brings it all back, I said, as we looked at William the
Second, surnamed Rufus, in blue and yellow, with a plain front--'the
marks in history at school, and the dates let in at the sides of the
pages! "His dead body, with an arrow sticking in it, was found by
Purkiss, a charcoal-burner, and carried in a cart to Winchester, where
it was buried in the Cathedral." I remember I used to torment myself by
wondering whether they pulled the arrow out, because in my history it
didn't say they did.'
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