An Amiable CharlatanOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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An Amiable Charlatan
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Detective and mystery stories
"If it were only a question of money----" I began tentatively.
"A question of money!" Mr. Parker interrupted. "Isn't everything a
question of money? Say, what do you mean exactly?"
"I mean that I admire your daughter, sir--I admire her immensely," I told
him. "If she'd have me I'd marry her to-morrow, I am not what you would
call a wealthy man, but I have enough money for all reasonable purposes."
Mr. Parker was clearly staggered. He stroked his waistcoat for a moment in
an absent sort of way.
"This takes my breath away!" he exclaimed. "Let us understand exactly what
it means."
"It means," I told him bluntly, "that I'll make a settlement upon your
daughter and give you enough to live on."
He looked first at me and then at the carpet. He began to whistle softly.
"And they always told me," he murmured under his breath, "that you
Britishers were so cautious! Why, you know nothing about us at all except
what I've told you, and goodness knows that isn't much of a
recommendation! Besides, I may not have told you half!"
"I am willing to take my risk," I declared. "I simply don't care. Once in
a lifetime a man has that feeling for a woman. If he is wise he goes nap
on it. I have never had it before and I am not going to let go. I feel
that if I do I may regret it all my life. I don't want any other woman in
this world except your daughter, and what I possess in life worth having I
am willing to give to make sure of her."
Mr. Parker sat for several moments in profound silence. I could not make
out what his mood was, He seemed neither unduly depressed nor elated. He
was obviously puzzled, however--puzzled to know precisely what to do or
what to say. He sat in the middle of the divan with one thumb in his
waistcoat pocket and the other hand flat upon the table. His round face
was innocent of smile or frown. Yet I knew he was taking what I had said
seriously, though for some reason or other it did not seem to give him
unqualified pleasure.
"Well, well!" he said at last. "You've spoken up like a man, anyway--and
like a man who knows what he wants. I can't tell how to answer you. I have
never lived on any one yet. Sponging's never been in my line. I have
enjoyed living on my wits. And Eve--she's a little that way, too. Makes me
kind of sorry I've let her go about with me so much. It's a wonderful
cloak of respectability you'd throw over us; but I'm wondering whether
it's large enough!"
"As my wife--" I began.
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