An Amiable CharlatanOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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An Amiable Charlatan
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Detective and mystery stories
"Look here!" I said. "Let us understand one another. It's all very well to
live by your wits; to make a little out of people not quite so smart as
you are; to worry through life owing a little here and there, borrowing a
bit where you can and taking good care to be on the right side when
there's a bargain going. That, I take it, is more or less what is meant by
being an adventurer. But when it comes to downright thieving I protest!
The penalties are too severe. I beg you, Mr. Parker, to have nothing more
to do with it!"
I went on, speaking as earnestly as I could and laying my hand upon his
shoulder.
"I ask you now what I asked you yesterday: Give me your daughter! Or if I
can't win her all at once let me at any rate have the opportunity of
meeting her and trying to persuade her to be my wife. I promise you you
shan't have to do any of these things for a living--either of you. Be
sensible, Miss Parker--Eve!" I begged, turning to her; "and please be a
little kind. I am in earnest about this. Come on my side and help me
persuade your father. I am not wealthy, perhaps, as you people count
money, but I am not a poor man. I'll buy you some pearls."
Eve threw down the book she had been reading and leaned over the side of
her chair, looking at me. She seemed no longer angry. There was, indeed, a
touch of that softness in her face which I had noticed once before and
which had encouraged me to hope. Her forehead was a little puckered, her
dear eyes a little wistful. She looked at me very earnestly; but when I
would have moved toward her she held out her hand to keep me back.
"You know," she said, "I think you are quite nice, Mr. Walmsley. I rather
like this outspoken sort of love-making. It's quite out of date, of
course; but it reminds me of Mrs. Henry Wood and crinolines and woolwork,
and all that sort of thing. Anyhow, I like it and--I rather like you, too.
But, you see, it's how long?--a matter of thirty-six hours since I met you
first! Now I couldn't make up my mind to settle down for life with a man
I'd only known thirty-six hours, even if he is rash enough to offer to
pension my father and remove me from a life of crime."
"The circumstances," I persisted, "are exceptional. You may laugh at it as
much as you like; but there are very excellent reasons why you should be
taken away from this sort of life."
She shrugged her shoulders a little dubiously.
"There again!" she protested. "I am not so sure that I want to be taken
away from it. I like adventures--I adore excitement; in fact I must have
it."
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